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Prompt: 009. Hitler baby
1. “So you’re telling me that using some preserved samples they were able to clone Hitler? They… they made a Hitler baby?!?”
A. “So you’re telling me that using some preserved samples they were able to clone Hitler? They… they made a Hitler baby?!?”
“Not just one baby. Ten babies. All of them baby Hitlers.”
“And what’s the master plan?”
“Pun intended? Ah, never mind. Well, the plan seems very over the top to me. They have these grand notions that they’re going to raise the baby Hitlers to lead their super white power nation. I guess they’re going to Pluto Nash it or something.”
“No one tried to stop them from cloning the baby Hitlers?”
“Everything was done in secret. Cloning Hitler isn’t exactly something you want to advertise.”
“Right. So how are we stopping this Hitlerfest from destroying the world?”
2. They were calling him “the Hitler baby”, like it was his fault his parents had been terrible people. They’d given his brother and sister Nazi-related names too, but as the youngest he’d lucked out with the name Adolph Hitler Quince.
A. They were calling him “the Hitler baby”, like it was his fault his parents had been terrible people. They’d given his brother and sister Nazi-related names too, but as the youngest he’d lucked out with the name Adolph Hitler Quince.
When he was sixteen years old he had himself emancipated and requested that his name be changed on the grounds that it was doing him emotional damage.
3. The concept had been simple: travel back in time and shoot the Hitler baby. The execution, however, had left much to be desired.
A. The concept had been simple: travel back in time and shoot the Hitler baby. The execution, however, had left much to be desired. Now they were stranded back in time and Nazi-Germany was in full steam around them. Because instead of appearing during Hitler’s childhood, they’d found themselves in 1934’s Paris, France.
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