I’m working on my "silly little project," which means I’ve been posting a bunch of stuff on my Patreon (https://patreon.com/harperkingsley) as I’ve been working on "Thoughts On."

Rants. Short stories. Thoughts. Story notes.

A complete jumble of stuff I’ve been posting for both free and paying patrons and for the public at large. So if you want to check out my Patreon, even if you’re not a member there’s some new content appearing there.

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Witch King at Amazon

People are watching this lady on TikTok dive headfirst into an ill-advised marriage with a questionable man like it’s the preamble to a murder documentary.

I’m not saying that he’s for sure a suspicious character… but he definitely gives off questionable vibes. Everyone is afraid for her life and her future finances. Like, I do not personally trust the dude.

She met him and they became engaged in like three months, and now they’re racing toward the wedding because it seems like he’s got some immigration/visa issues that can only be solved if he’s tied to an American citizen. And even the people from his own country are raising red flags about him.

I’m not 100%, but I think he might be a men’s rights activist? But either way, he’s glommed onto a richer woman and he’s talked her into rearranging her entire life and marrying him. And it’s all been very quick. Very abrupt. And very worrisome.

I recently watch a Rotten Mango video on YouTube and it was about a Chinese woman in I think Thailand that had started a very successful life and had made like over a million dollars. And her parents were asking when she was going to get married and have babies and all that stuff, so there was a bit of pressure on her to get into a relationship, so when a Chinese man popped into her life she hesitated only a little bit before marrying him after only knowing him for like three months.

And she thought everything was cool, until after the flash marriage, where it turned out that he was not a career driven, type A kind of person. He became very lazy and spent all his time playing online games on his phone, and displayed a complete lack of care toward her that included not even showing an ounce of concern when she fell down the stairs and had to go to the hospital. He was a complete turd sandwich, but she’d already married him!

Then stuff happened and she ended up having to bail him out of jail after he’d taken like $700,000 from her. And he got on his knees and was very apologetic as he admitted that everything he’d told her had been a lie. All that stuff about him spending time trying to start his own business… he’d actually been in prison for 8 years and had only recently been released when he’d met her.

And she accepted his apologies. And she got pregnant. Then he took her on a vacation and pushed her off a 100 foot tall cliff with the clear intention to kill her for the life insurance money.

She was three months pregnant WITH HIS BABY, and he pushed her off a cliff for the money.

So yeah. People have some concerns about that TikTok lady and the weird, highly questionable guy she’s trying to marry.

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An Elderly Lady is Up to No Good at Amazon

I was surprised to find out that mistletoe is a hemiparasite. It gets some nutrient from photosynthesis, but it mostly attaches to a host tree and can take so many resources that the tree can die.

Dwarf mistletoe, native to North America, is an invasive species. You can buy the seeds and grow viscum album, European mistletoe, as it’s not as damaging as dwarf mistletoe. Plus, it seems to get most of its nutrients from photosynthesis versus parasitizing its host. It’s still a hemiparasite though, and can damage other plants, though it mainly targets broad leafed trees.

I haven’t quite put the thoughts together in my head, but there’s gotta be some kind of tie-in between mistletoe, Christmas, capitalism, and the colonization of holidays.

I mean, people used to celebrate Christmas because it represents the birth of Christ. And the season chosen for Christmas was to piggyback on a pagan holiday season and make Christianity look more popular than it was at the time. And now people celebrate Christmas because it’s Santa’s birthday.

And due to capitalism, Christmas has pretty much become an orgy of consumerism. There are people that make whole videos showing off how thoroughly they spoil their children when it comes to gift giving.

Like, originally, Christmas was family and friends getting together to celebrate their love for each other. And the gifts were like an orange, some apples, a handful of nuts, a piece of candy, and maybe a small toy for each child. People would donate to charities and ensure that people weren’t starving in their homes or dying in the street ala The Little Matchstick Girl.

Then there was the popularization of Santa and the gifts he gives. So it’s no longer your family showing love and getting you something they can afford. It’s some mystical all-powerful father figure that can fulfill your every wish and desire because Santa is rolling in the money.

Like, you can’t ask for anything too big, because you don’t have to consider the financial state of your loved ones. Some magical being is going to fulfill your every ask, so why not ask for the biggest most expensive thing you can think of?

Once capitalism got a hold of Christmas, it ceased to be a Christian holiday and became the biggest shopping holiday of the year.

People go into debt to pay for Christmas.

And I have to wonder why.

There’s something so crazy about working hard for an entire year to pay off the credit card debt of the previous Christmas, just so you can use your credit again to pay for this year’s Christmas.

And that some people don’t even reuse their Christmas ornaments in the name of aesthetics. Like, when I was a kid, we would use the same ornaments year after year, adding new ones as we went along, so that we could carry forward our family memories as a kind of tradition. Now people are redecorating their entire houses for every holiday so they can impress people on social media and fulfill current trends.

It’s like, people are sacrificing real human connections in the hopes of impressing strangers on the Internet. And the key to that influence? Money. And money is capitalism, and capitalism is anti-Christ.

I mean, does anyone really think that the dude that believed that all debts should be dismissed after seven years is clapping and cheering over the idea of people going into ruinous amounts of debt ON HIS BIRTHDAY???

So in a way, modern Christmas is a bit of hemiparasite feeding on the original idea of Christmas. On one hand, it’s a celebration of Christ and community and family and loving the people around you, but mostly it’s a sacrifice of lifeblood–money–on the pagan altar of capitalism.

Because as long as we live in a capitalist society, money is needed to survive. The only people that don’t think money is necessary, are people that have some form of generational wealth. If things don’t work out for them, they can fallback on their inheritance or they can go knocking on their parents’ door. Meanwhile, the rest of us could get a little bit sick and have the long-term medicine be expensive and that will be the end of us.

When we live in a society where someone would prefer to immediately die in an accident rather than to be a slow financial drain on their family? I don’t think mistletoe or Christmas are the only hemiparasites around.

We could be photosynthesizing, but instead we’re cannibalizing. Socialism versus capitalism. It’s just that some people think mistletoe is super pretty. It has those cute little berries. (They’re toxic.)

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Heroes & Villains at Amazon

Poseurs are getting out of control. Like, it is becoming a very annoying situation.

A woman that only just recently "started reading books" looks around, sees that book people spend a lot of money, and decided to start a book related business. She likely heard about booktok and thought that was her bag.

So she started a monthly subscription service.

She looked around, grabbed some popular ideas, and started producing bookmarks. Because she’s not a reader, so she doesn’t understand how readers work.

Seriously: Readers will buy a handful of good looking bookmarks with the intention of using them, but somehow they’ll end up using a folded post-it note as a bookmark. And they’ll use that same post-it note for the next 6 books, then not be able to find any of those fancy bookmarks they spent actual money on.

So, from my point of view, I think a monthly subscription box that delivers curated bookmarks to your home is a pretty dead end business long-term.

The fact that she was able to find a bit of a niche and that she was making enough money that she was able to turn it into her job, that was very lucky. She should have been grateful. She should have kept making her little bookmarks and taking pictures of them and posting positive content. She could have probably kept on keeping on for at least another year or two before she ran out of customers.

But instead she CHOSE to announce that she had trademarked a fairly popular hashtag and that everyone that had ever used it on any kind of merchandise had to stop immediately.

She basically destroyed her own little business. And I don’t feel bad about it, because that was a seriously dick move. And I have no sympathy for dicktims.

Same with the Australian couple and their now failing athletic wear company.

It’s not our fault they didn’t do any real marketing research before starting their business. If they had, they would have realized that athletic wear is a very saturated market. Their expensive yet cheaply manufactured gym clothes are not necessary to the public. So their bit of bad PR backlash destroyed their company. And crying about it on main is not going to turn things around for them.

I’m just tired of people that aren’t part of a community, seeing a community, and then trying to use that community for their own profit.

"I only started reading books last week, so now you should buy my products because I’m part of the book community."–My dude. And then they hold up some random ass book and we’re all supposed to be like, "Wow, one of us! One of us!" and hug them into our hearts.

There are so many different book genres!

You can’t just be like "I like book. We friends now."

Is it a horror book? A romance book? A fantasy book? A science fiction book? A murder mystery book? A philosophy book? A comic book? Naw. It’s just some random ass book she "just started reading," so now she gets to be President of Books.

Fuck off with that.

It’s the same deal with the non-authors/non-readers suddenly realizing that they can produce 300 books a day with the use of AI. They’re just so into the cash grab that they never pause to consider whether what they’re doing is ruining society.

Assholes gonna asshole.

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