So… Elon Musk has offered to have Taylor Swift’s babies because he’s a fucking weirdo.

I just can’t help thinking that authors of the future will be writing science fiction "What-if" stories about that historical moment when a kid at Elon’s fancy private school pushed him down the stairs and he had to spend a significant length of time in the hospital.

And yeah, Elon has recounted the story before as an "A terrible kid at school tried to kill me"-anecdote. Which was later expanded with added information to "Elon was bullying a kid so hard about the kid’s parents’ divorce that the kid lost his shit and pushed Elon down the stairs."

And now, knowing what we know about the guy whose wealth originated from his father’s shares in a South African emerald mine during the apartheid era, we have to wonder "What-if" about the stair scenario and how it might have gone differently in a "better" timeline. Like the whole "If you could travel back in time to kill Hitler, but he was a baby, what would you do?" thought experiment.

It’s all about Thoughts and Prayers. A wishful wondering about how things could have happened to make a much better world for everyone.

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Once again that kooky South African man is catching attention for his fantasizing about how great it would be for the remnants of humanity to survive on Mars after the cataclysmic destruction of all life on Earth.

"Why would the Earth become uninhabitable?" you may wonder, but NOBODY KNOWS. (Continue feeding ridiculous prompts into the wrong answer-machine that consumes massive amounts of once drinkable water and contributes to the overheating of the Earth’s surface.)

For reals, I’ve got a list of pet peeves that should probably be me just standing on a cliffside wordlessly SCREAMING into the void:

  • beverage companies destroying drinkable water only to come back later selling bottles of water
  • fast fashion brands quick-selling clothing that is terrible for the environment when it’s made, discarded, and when it emits deadly POISON into the human bodies that wear it
  • electric car companies that congratulate themselves for being awesome without ever explaining the environmental impacts of their batteries (Also, if you’re discarding an electric car, is there a special way you’re supposed to do it, like how we’re not supposed to just toss used double-A batteries into the trash?)
  • big companies blaming consumers for DESTROYING THE ENVIRONMENT! because they use single-use straws while blatantly emitting record-setting amounts of carbon into the atmosphere
  • companies selling carbon offset credits that they use to plant non-native trees they later cut down and sell for their own profits
  • monopolistic corporations taking over every part of human life only to soullessly suck away the lifeblood of the populace in the stupidest, most DESTRUCTIVE ways possible (There’s really only one factory making infant formula? All of our apple juice comes from one contaminated source? ADHD medication is really only made by like two companies? All of our TV channels are owned by one corporation so when there’s contract disputes all those stations go off the air?)
  • people are allowed to sell pretty much anything–even known poisons–as long as they call them supplements… yet the FDA has been so gutted that they don’t have enough inspectors to keep people from suffering and DYING from listeria, salmonella, e.Coli, tuberculosis, whooping cough, etc.
  • while almonds are delicious, a single company using 80% of a state’s drinkable water to grow them during a drought being allowed to do so because of an unfair contract
  • police departments indulging in acts of incredible cruelty and EVIL with the protection of "qualified immunity" that results in city’s making massive payouts, and then those cities later budgeting EVEN MORE money to police departments while cutting the budgets intended for the betterment of civilian lives
  • wealthy individuals and corporations breaking environmental laws and paying ridiculously small amounts (less than they made destroying the environment) rather than being fined on a sliding scale that will really underline the seriousness of their crimes and result in them not committing the same acts ever again
  • super yachts
  • that food packaging like potato chip bags aren’t conventionally recyclable

I’m not saying that stupid billionaires are going to KILL US ALL. But there’s a good chance they’re going to succeed at killing us all through sheer stupidity and rampant predatory capitalism.

And that they’re being allowed to gloss over everything with promises of a Martian wonderland where every man will have beautiful sister-wives that will home birth perfect children while they work an easy George Jetson-esque job that doesn’t involve laboring in the underground crystal minds of Mount Doom? Horrifying.

"Let us DESTROY the environment we need to live and in return we will allow you to slave on our Martian plantations for low-wages and oxygen credits you can redeem at company operated kiosks."

Seriously: Any non-billionaire that hops on a ship to Mars is likely going to find themself stranded there with no way back. Like those poor astronauts that were only supposed to go up to the space station for two weeks and haven’t seen their families for months and months and MONTHS.

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A “lot” of dudes right now being like “I was not aware that I was making millions of dollars being a Russian stooge.” And not a one has offered to give up the money. So…

I don’t know when treason became something people casually shrugged off and not something that put people in prison… But I think they should be put in prison. They for sure should not be allowed to keep their YouTube channels, corporate sponsorships, or social media platforms.

Like, they were accepting money to foment political unrest, and not a one of them was like “Are we the baddies? Maybe this isn’t the best idea.” They simply cashed the checks, and now they’re acting like they were “poor widdle babies deceived by the evil country that allowed a racist fascist to ‘win’ the 2016 election.”

We’re supposed to feel sorry for them because they accepted money to make and spread videos focused on destroying the United States.

Like “Thank you for the rise of incel culture and all the benefits it has lead to for no one.”

I don’t know when we slipped over into the bad timeline, but it might have been centuries before any of us were born. So sad.

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Hogfather at Amazon

I was really excited about the pasta gun, but it broke the second time I used it.

It just stopped working, extruder fully extended. Dead.

I thought the battery needed a charge, but it charged up and still doesn’t work.

I’m very disappointed.

Life is pain. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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