Me watching videos, and Layze asked "Why do mukbangers eat like that?" and it’s like "Dude, it’s science."

They have to gobble the food down as fast as possible because they have a short window–about twenty minutes–before the messages from their stomach reach their brain saying "I’m full!" So you’ve gotta pack as much food as possible in as soon as possible before your brain starts receiving the danger signals and your body starts feeling uncomfortable and you can’t eat anymore.

It’s sad how porn ruins everything.

Originally, mukbang videos were a streamer eating a meal while talking to their viewers. So people alone at home, or who have trouble eating and can be helped by eating with company, could watch the videos and feel as though they were enjoying a meal with a friend.

Now it’s all feeder content. That’s why they cram as much as they can into their mouths, to the point that they can barely breathe, and they let the sauces drip all over their fingers and get all over their faces. Or they have to eat MASSIVE amounts of food, rather than enjoying a normal meal with their viewers. It’s so sad.

I enjoy when someone does "Meal and a –"-type content. In the old days, it would be a group of people on TV, and they would pop up during breaks in a movie, and they would talk about what was just watched or they would cook and eat a recipe. It was casual entertainment, and maybe you could get a new recipe to try.

But now, there’s so many AI slop recipe videos where if you actually tried to make the food, it would taste like garbage. Or there’s just someone cramming 10 pounds of food into their body through their mouth hole as fast as possible, making loud chewing sounds, and moaning as they desperately try to breathe. It’s so distasteful.

Dinner and a movie shows used to be so fun. I miss it.

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Let's Make Dumplings at Amazon

I’m super upset with myself. I made chicken tonight and I put the leftovers in a container… that I left open on the counter.

I was just going to leave it for a few minutes so I could cool it before putting it in the fridge, but I got distracted and BOOM. Four chicken drumsticks are now going to be dog chicken because I’m a scatterbrain. Boo, me.

Sometimes things happen. Little mistakes. But I can’t let them become the whole of my world or I won’t be able to function.

I just regret that no humans will be able to eat that chicken. Because that’s sad.

But having a dog in the house solves a lot of food waste issues. You just have to make sure you’re not using dog unfriendly spices, and you’re good to go.

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A City On Mars at Amazon

Holy shit. I just scared the crap out of myself.

I had my text editor open (TEXT! editor) and went to open a file, only to find my folders were empty. ALL of my folders were empty.

"All my apes are gone!" levels of freakout happened.

Then I realized I was using a text editor, which meant it was looking for text files. And adoy doy, most of my folders are full of files that are not .txt files. So of course they weren’t going to show.

So yeah. My stuff is still there. I’m just really stupid.

But, you know, it’s a reminder to keep backups. And to take a deep breath and THINK before having a complete meltdown.

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The Way of the Househusband 01 at Amazon

LIFE IN THE PLEASANT BECOMING

Being Pleasanted wasn’t as terrible as she’d always thought it would be. It wasn’t good, but it wasn’t like her skin was burning and tight or her hair felt like a big clown wig. She simply felt as though she was wearing a costume she couldn’t take off.

There were times when she wanted to do one thing, but her body chose to do another. She would find her thoughts clouded and strange; time would jerk and she would find herself in different places and it would be an hour or two later and she would have no idea what she had done in the interim.

She would look in the mirror more than she had ever done, examining herself for any flaws. Gazing at her somehow flawless skin, glossy lips, and shiny hair. She would smile and show her perfect teeth in a perfect smile. Her own beauty was enthralling.

She was enchanted by her own appearance. In love with the sound of her own voice as she talked or sang. Her figure had become more pleasing than ever before and she loved running her hands over the curves of her hips and thighs and breasts. She had never looked so good in her entire her life.

She had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars over her lifetime attempting to make herself beautiful in her own eyes. She’d gotten unnecessary surgeries and put herself through painful and degrading beauty treatments that had never quite given her the results she wanted.

Yet now, after being Pleasanted, she couldn’t find a single bad angle when she looked in the mirror. She looked as beautiful as she’d always dreamed of being. She’d never been happier about her appearance and didn’t want to go back to looking the way she used to be.

Sure, the brainwashing wasn’t something she would have chosen to go through, but in return for her beautiful new self? She could accept it as a fair exchange.

What she didn’t want to put up with was her husband.

Now that she was the perfect version of herself… her husband looked like a hairy goblin creature in comparison. The very sight of him turned her stomach. And the idea of him touching her beautiful body? No way.

Him just looking at her disgusted her. That he thought he was worthy of her in any way?

Killing him was surprisingly easy. He had absolutely no defenses against her, not even the ones he’d had before her Pleasanting. It was as though he was so certain that she would never even consider harming him that he’d dropped all his walls before her.

It made killing him near effortless.

He didn’t even scream before dropping to the floor. There was barely any blood, just a few drops that she wiped up with a paper towel before carrying his body to the suitcase she’d gotten ready and levered him inside.

Before, it would have been near impossible for her to haul around his limp body, but after being Pleasanted her muscles were more efficient. He’d likely planned for her to do all the heavy lifting around the house, never expecting that he would be the first load she’d carry.

She folded him up into the suitcase and zipped it closed. Then she carried the suitcase out through the garage door and put it in the trunk of his car. Then she went back inside and began using his suitcases to pack up his clothes and anything else he would take if he was fleeing his life.

Then she dressed in the clothes she’d prepared and put on a ball cap and sunglasses. Looking in the mirror, she decided that if no one got a close look, she could pass for him.

She gathered up her jewelry and any loose money in the house, but left her important documents in place. They were the sacrifice she was willing to make.

Then she went into the kitchen and used a kitchen knife to cut the back of her arm, well away from any veins or important bits, then began to squeeze blood out, dripping it here and there, splattering it against the walls and floor. Then she used some paper towels and did a bad job cleaning it up, leaving traces under the stove and refrigerator and on the underside of a cabinet. There wasn’t a lot of blood, but there was enough to be suspicious.

She used a prepared bandage and alcohol wipe to treat the cut on her arm. Then she said goodbye to the house and the life she lived and drove away with his dead body in the trunk of his car.

To anyone investigating, it would appear that he had murdered her and fled to points unknown. They would search for him, but they would never find him, because she would have already buried his body in a hole in the desert and burned his car. Then she would be free to make her own life.

Beautiful and free, the way she had always wanted to be, but had never managed.

Because of morals and ethics and expectations put on her by other people and herself.

But now she was Pleasant. And everything felt good and right.

=END=

~Harper Kingsley

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