I wake up every morning
and I wash my face.
I look into the mirror
at my own disgrace.
Who are you? I like to say
to the person peering back at me.
But like… in song.
I feel like if your parents are related to the point that people are like “Is this an incest?” you should marry someone who FOR SURE has no genetic relationship with you.
Yeah, a new “Alabama Monday” episode just dropped on Layze’s channel.
And for whatever reason, every time those peoples’ videos are shown, HER HEAD LOOKS HUGE. Like a bobblehead. I think it’s a weird camera angle thing, because otherwise her neck wouldn’t be able to hold her up.
I keep reading “ancient times” Chinese novels, and every time a character turns around someone tries to force them into marrying their cousin and… No.
“Alabama Monday” but in old timey China times.
Anyways, sometimes I’ve just gotta find the small enjoyments in life.
I don’t want to watch those weird peoples’ nasty mukbang videos. But finding out they’re cousband and wife?
Ah, strangers on the Internet. Why do I know so much about you?
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