I am so exhausted. We spent hours searching for my dad’s dog last night. I didn’t go to bed until nearly four in the morning. Then at like five-something she came back on her own.

She was just sitting outside the door, panting and doggy grinning like she hadn’t done anything wrong.

*PUNT*

Though you’re really not supposed to do that to any dog that’s not your own. Even if she totally deserves it and is the perfect size to get some good air. That’s just wrong… *PUNT*

Hogfather at Amazon

My brother got all freaked out because I’ve got a little brown spot on the top of my head. He’s all worried that I have like melanoma or something. I told him not to stress, brother, it’s all good in the neighborhood.

No, honestly he’s kind of spooked me a little. But what am I supposed to do about it, yanno?

I’ve been writing copious amounts, and I’ve discovered Coke Zero. Yes, it has a real Coca-Cola TASTE, but it’s mixed with the flavor of aspartamine and POISON. It’s my new favorite drink. Boing.

I put some crap up on http://harperkingsley.livejournal.com. You know, excerpts and whatnot. All cross-posted at http://harperkingsley.dreamwidth.com.

Small Gods at Amazon

Here’s “H&V: The Wedding” on Smashwords and here it is on Amazon 

Looking at it in the light of day, yeah, that cover is really just too cute for what goes on inside the story. It looks like it’s supposed to be a comedy piece, but it’s more a serious superhero story.

Maybe I need to find myself a good cover artist, though it needs to be someone that’s pretty cheap considering I’m so poor 🙁

If I want to be able to afford the expensive cover artist, I guess I’m just going to have to write more and sell more. That’s logic right there ^_^

Next project: “Bastian.” I think it’s coming out pretty good.

Hogfather at Amazon

H&V: The Wedding bookcover Now available! On Smashwords.com now, should be showing up on Amazon.com sometime tomorrow.

Set during “Heroes & Villains,” it’s basically a side-story that was much too large to include in the novel, and doesn’t really have a whole lot to do with the main plot of the novel. Plus it features characters other than Vereint and Warrick.

There’s a wedding. There’s an alien menace. There’s a pretty steamy scene between two D-list characters. And a bunch of superheroes show the true characters behind their shiny images of heroic perfection.