Prompt: 060. I see dead people

1. “I see dead people.”

“That is so inappropriate given where we’re standing.”

A. “I see dead people.”

“That is so inappropriate given where we’re standing.”

“What, it’s just a funeral. And Jim would have thought it was funny.”

“He would have, wouldn’t he? He was always laughing.”

“It was one of the reasons he didn’t see the truck coming until it was too late.”

2. The barely averted zombie apocalypse was summed up by the meme that had accompanied it: “I see dead people” posted with pictures of rampaging zombies.

A. The barely averted zombie apocalypse was summed up by the meme that had accompanied it: “I see dead people” posted with pictures of rampaging zombies.

Authorities used social media to map the spread of the disease and to know where they needed to send the extermination squads. Within two weeks, it was less of an apocalypse situation and more a series of gifsets depicting the shambling undead meeting their final ends at the hands of men and women wielding flamethrowers and machetes.

3. It had probably been a mistake to let the children watch The Sixth Sense. For weeks afterward, every question would be answered by one of them saying “I see dead people.”

A. It had probably been a mistake to let the children watch The Sixth Sense. For weeks afterward, every question would be answered by one of them saying “I see dead people.”

“Would you like another sandwich?” – “I see dead people.”

“Could you bring your laundry down?” – “I see dead people.”

“Would you stop saying that you see dead people?” – “I see dead people.”

It had long since reached the point where all humor in the quote was gone. All that was left was a miasma of frustration and growing anger.

Things finally came to a head one night when a request to set the table was met with “I see dead people” and all of the children were grounded and sent to their rooms over the rising sounds of their disgruntlement at the perceived unfairness.

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Prompt: 059. entertainment reporter

1. She’d dreamed of delivering the hard-hitting news the country had been missing for so long. Instead she’d been relegated to being an entertainment reporter, constantly chasing after celebrities.

A. She’d dreamed of delivering the hard-hitting news the country had been missing for so long. Instead she’d been relegated to being an entertainment reporter, constantly chasing after celebrities.

Part of her wanted to accuse her bosses of sexism. That they’d only assigned her such an insulting role because she was a woman. But the rest of her worried that the station had only hired her because she was somewhat pretty, and if she complained they would confirm that she didn’t really have the talent to be a reporter.

2. It was hard to believe he’d been an entertainment reporter once. He swung his ax like he’d been killing zombies his whole life.

A. It was hard to believe he’d been an entertainment reporter once. He swung his ax like he’d been killing zombies his whole life. There was steely determination in his blue-gray eyes and his lips were drawn back from his teeth in a focused snarl.

“Die! Die! Die!” he grunted as he hacked at the zombies closing around him. More and more were filling the street, attracted in that sixth sensed way that so quickly turned a single zombie into a horde.

3. There was near universal disbelief when he finally decided to break his silence, but only to her. She was an entertainment reporter for goodness sake, not a real journalist.

A. There was near universal disbelief when he finally decided to break his silence, but only to her. She was an entertainment reporter for goodness sake, not a real journalist. Yet she was the one with the interview, so she was handed a list of questions to ask and was sent to beard the beast in his den.

No one outside of his small circle had spoken to the reclusive billionaire in years. He was occasionally spotted in public, but his bodyguards kept the curious at a far distance. He was known as a pair of dark sunglasses and a blank expression climbing into limousines. It had even become a meme.

She was going to meet the man himself.

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Prompt: 058. potpourri

1. The overwhelming scent of a floral air refresher.

A. The overwhelming scent of a floral air refresher made her want to gag. She waved her hands around in front of her face to disperse some of the smell and backed out of the room.

“Who sprayed all that potpourri? It’s overwhelming!” She began coughing uncontrollably, her throat and lungs burning.

2. The decision to order dried cinnamon sticks, vanilla beans, and flower petals online had been a spur of the moment one. When the package arrived, it seemed natural to mix together a batch of potpourri.

A. The decision to order dried cinnamon sticks, vanilla beans, and flower petals online had been a spur of the moment one. When the package arrived, it seemed natural to mix together a batch of potpourri.

He created two scents that he liked so much that he gave bags of potpourri away as gifts to friends and family members. For the next two months, everywhere he went smelled like one of the potpourris he’d made. It kept him energetic and enthusiastic, or at least enabled him to fake it as his life at work became stressful.

3. Someone had added sachets of potpourri to the cedar chests of winter clothes before they’d been put away.

A. Someone had added sachets of potpourri to the cedar chests of winter clothes before they’d been put away. With every opening lid, another memory of last year’s summer was relived, and the mood in the hall brightened as everyone breathed deep.

A woman’s voice rose in song and others quickly joined in with the jaunty tune. They could all feel the excitement of a new spring. They’d spent months locked away behind the Iron Gates, hiding from the Kings of Winter. It would be good to be able to breathe the open air again.

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Prompt: 057. gold chain

1. The chain may have been made of gold, but it still tethered him to the marble column.

A. The chain may have been made of gold, but it still tethered him to the marble column. Magic had been imbued in the links, each one painstakingly carved with a rune to keep him from shifting form and slipping free.

He’d never been helpless before. He didn’t like it.

2.”That baby is wearing a gold chain. I feel like saying something to his mother.”

A. “That baby is wearing a gold chain. I feel like saying something to his mother.”

“Please don’t.”

“Well, if I don’t say it, who will?”

“Anyone but you. Leave her alone. She’s not bothering anyone.”

“It bothers me.”

“I don’t care. Shut up and eat your food so we can go. If you say anything to her or do anything to terrify her child, I swear on everything that you hold holy that I will break something you love.”

“What if I love you?”

“Then I guess I’ll have to break up with you.”

3. Her grandmother’s cross dangled from a delicate gold chain.

A. Her grandmother’s cross dangled from a delicate gold chain around her neck in every photograph she’d been in since she was nineteen years old. So to notice it missing one day during her commute, she felt helpless and stressed.

She never took the necklace off, not even when she took a shower. It made her feel naked to not have it on. She didn’t even know where it might have fallen, but didn’t hesitate to take the return train and retrace her steps back to her apartment building, hoping she would see a glint of gold somewhere on the ground.

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