And What Rough Beast?

It came with a bang rather than the expected whimper. Darker days then ever before, filled with greed and wastefulness followed by all the regrets a world’s worth of hearts could hold.

Some said he was the Antichrist, with a big A. But he himself objected, claiming to merely be a man.

He wasn’t the son of some mythical devil, a manifestation of all that was wrong with the world. He was just one antichrist amongst many. It was pure luck that he ended up at the forefront of them all.

A leader amongst men. A loud voice letting others express their free will to do as they wished in their heart of hearts. Giving them the excuses they told themselves as they destroyed the environment and wallowed in ill-gotten gains.

At the end of it all, as the world burned in the fires of climate change, and the heated oceans flooded as the melted ice released million year old viruses and bacteria, and nearly all life was extinguished, from his underground bunker he could only laugh in his madness. Tears streamed from his eyes. "I don’t understand why this happened! How could any of this have been my fault? I was just a podcaster!"

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Birthday Cake

He had been saving the box of cake mix, keeping it hidden in a box high on a closet shelf. The front of the box proclaimed the flavor: "Birthday Cake."

It was a vanilla cake mix that included a packet of multicolored "funfetti" sprinkles.

It had been a long time since there had been anything to look forward to. Sometimes he thought he might be more enthusiastic about his daughter’s birthday then she was.

He’d saved a box of birthday cake mix and had found a Zarbie doll still unopened in a barely damaged box. None of it was on par with the birthday he would have given his child in normal times–the times Before–but it was more than most others could manage now.

There were no eggs, but he’d found an unexpired canister of chia seeds and knew they could be soaked in water and used as an egg substitute. He wasn’t sure how it was going to taste, but he had high hopes.

There was no frosting, but he didn’t think his daughter would care. It had been a long time since either of them had had cake.

He laid in bed until the sun shining through the windows started brightening the house around him. Then he leapt out of bed, hurriedly dressed and washed himself, then made his way to the kitchen to start his cake making journey.

In the best of times, he had never been a baker. His wife had occasionally made cookies or muffins from readymade mixes, but for the most part they’d always purchased their baked goods from either the grocery store or the little bakery that made the delicious maple donut bars.

Here he was, 38-years old, making a cake for the first time in his life.

He’d done a lot of things for the first time since the economy collapsed. He’d started mending clothes. He’d given up his gas powered car for a pedal powered bicycle. He’d gotten into arguments with people attempting to cut the line at the grocery store. He’d become a widower.

This past year and a half had been filled with many firsts. Most of them unpleasant.

If he could have gone back in time and changed everything, he would have. No hesitation. Even if it meant he died, as long as his daughter and his wife could be alive and happy.

But here he was. Making a cake for his daughter’s birthday.

He built up the fire in the cookstove and greased the Dutch oven, once again regretting the lack of electricity. Ever since the power grids went down, they’d had to make due with two solar panels and a single battery. It was enough to run a few lights, the heater, and the mini-fridge. There wasn’t enough power to run the stove too. They washed their clothes once a week in a tub in the backyard.

Life had gotten harder than he’d ever imagined it could be. But he was grateful everyday that his daughter was alive and well.

His wife had sickened and died from a bad case of what might have been norovirus, but at least he and his daughter had survived. He hated imagining what might have happened if both he and his wife had died, as their daughter was too young to live alone.

He opened the cake mix box and tore open the plastic bag inside. He breathed in the sweet vanilla scent and pushed away all his doubts and fears and worries for the future.

Today was his daughter’s birthday, and he was making her a Birthday Cake flavored cake. They were going to have a happy day today. He was going to see her smile and he would give her a good childhood memory to hold onto.

As soon as he figured out how much chia seeds he was supposed to add to how much water to equal three eggs.

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The Sound of Love

"What… What… What is that noise?!?" Chara leapt out of bed and hurried out of her room, bare feet slapping against the hardwood floor.

The loud grinding and whirring sound got louder to her ears as she approached the kitchen. When she got there, Darnell was standing in front of what looked like an enclosed beige-green coffee pot with occasional spurts of steam escaping from the top. He had a shocked expression and his hands were helplessly raised, trying to figure out how to turn off the device.

"What is this?" Chara asked.

Darnell gave her an apologetic smile. "I’m sorry. I got this soy milk machine and I wanted to surprise you with breakfast. I wasn’t expecting it to be this loud."

Chara sighed but couldn’t help smiling helplessly. Her husband was always so enthusiastic about buying new appliances and presenting them to her. He’d said before that he never wanted her to have to work hard, but he wanted her to have the best things out of life.

"How long does it run for?" she asked.

Darnell gestured at the LED display. "Twenty more minutes. Then I’ll use the soy milk to make you a strawberry and banana smoothie."

"Won’t the soy milk be hot?" she asked. The steam puffing out through the top vents and the faint burbling sounds told her the contents inside were boiling.

"It will be hot when it’s done, but I’ll add a little ice to cool it down quickly and I’ll put it back in the machine with some fruit. The instructions make it sound really easy." Darnell stepped over to her to wrap his arms around her in a comfortable hug. "From now on, your smoothies will be made from fresh soy milk or oat milk or rice milk or any other kind of milk you want to make. I’ll plant you some fruit trees and grow you some strawberries and blueberries and blackberries and raspberries and…"

Chara put two fingers over his lips. "Okay, okay. From now on we will enjoy delicious milk and smoothies and it’s all thanks to you. I love you." She smiled at him, her heart feeling warm in her chest.

There had been some that said their love would never last, but here they were. Married for ten years and more in love than ever before.

"Show me the instructions," she said. "I should learn how to use this thing if we’re going to be milking all kinds of nuts and grains in the future."

Darnell smiled, his eyes shining brightly. He led her over to the counter and presented a thin pamphlet. "These are the instructions. There’s also a magnetic chart we can put on the fridge that has some recipes we can try."

Chara flipped through the pamphlet to see what functions the soy milk machine had. "I guess I’m going to have to try all the recipes with you."

"I want to try everything with you," Darnell said.

She kissed him on the cheek. "Okay."

The soy machine made a loud grinding, whirring noise and emitted another puff of steam.

=END=

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Happy New Year! It’s a couple hours away, but preemptively speaking, "Happy New Year!"

My New Year’s Resolution is to not die. Yeah, anybody with any semblance of realism is aware that the next few years are going to be pretty shitty. It’s like, when a Democrat gets in charge, it’s same old same old, but when a Republican gets in charge it’s chaos and misery and years worth of economic clownery.

So like, dudes:

  • Don’t give into the FOMO and take up gambling or cryptocurrency.
  • Try to eat nutritious and tasty meals, likely cooked at home because it’s cheaper.
  • Wear a mask and wash your hands so you don’t catch COVID, the flu, or norovirus.
  • Don’t go into debt buying a handbag that will be out of style next year.
  • Get a good winter coat and some warm jackets.
  • Don’t drink raw milk.
  • Wear sunblock even when it’s "not sunny."
  • Moisturize your skin, and not just on your face.
  • Wash your bedding and your pet’s bedding.
  • Drink enough water.

And above all: Don’t give into despair.

The news of the world is terrible because news companies make money by only sharing terrible things. There was a whole deal where the Zuck’s company was sued for purposefully overloading people with negative content because it resulted in more hits. And their reply to people being angry was to shrug, like "We’re not a news organization even though a large portion of the population trusts us to be their daily news source. Don’t blame us. We’re just a little company uwu."

So no matter how bad things seem, we are still alive, and as long as we live there is hope. May the future be brighter than the present and more hopeful than the past.

Anyways, Happy New Year!

I hope to keep being here for you, and I hope that you continue to be there for me to be there for.

Much love,

~Harper Kingsley

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