0 comments on "watching Grandma’s Boy RIGHT NOW"

I will admit to my secret love for “Corky Romano,” “Dude, Where’s My Car?” and “Grandma’s Boy.”

There. I have revealed my most secret shame. Other comedy movies I enjoy: “Super Troopers,” “Hot Fuzz,” “Fido,” “Shaun of the Dead,” “Jay and Silent-Bob Strike Back,” “There’s Something About Mary,” and “Blades of Glory.”

I am obviously the perfect girl for someone out there. Unfortunately, he’s only 15-years old and I would go to jail.

Also, why do DVDs do that thing where if you pick the wrong choice–Rated or Unrated–you can’t go back and re-choose? I just had to eject the DVD so I could reload it so I could choose again. AGONY! Or when they make it so you can’t fast-forward passed their little messages and stuff. I wanna watch the movie, not be forced to learn some stupid lesson.

Another funny movie: “Sex-Drive.” Not one of my favorites, but parts of it really made me laugh. Kind of like “Superbad.”

A City On Mars at Amazon
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I am so exhausted. We spent hours searching for my dad’s dog last night. I didn’t go to bed until nearly four in the morning. Then at like five-something she came back on her own.

She was just sitting outside the door, panting and doggy grinning like she hadn’t done anything wrong.

*PUNT*

Though you’re really not supposed to do that to any dog that’s not your own. Even if she totally deserves it and is the perfect size to get some good air. That’s just wrong… *PUNT*

Disability Visibility at Amazon
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My brother got all freaked out because I’ve got a little brown spot on the top of my head. He’s all worried that I have like melanoma or something. I told him not to stress, brother, it’s all good in the neighborhood.

No, honestly he’s kind of spooked me a little. But what am I supposed to do about it, yanno?

I’ve been writing copious amounts, and I’ve discovered Coke Zero. Yes, it has a real Coca-Cola TASTE, but it’s mixed with the flavor of aspartamine and POISON. It’s my new favorite drink. Boing.

I put some crap up on http://harperkingsley.livejournal.com. You know, excerpts and whatnot. All cross-posted at http://harperkingsley.dreamwidth.com.

Uramichi Oniisan 01 at Amazon
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Here’s “H&V: The Wedding” on Smashwords and here it is on Amazon 

Looking at it in the light of day, yeah, that cover is really just too cute for what goes on inside the story. It looks like it’s supposed to be a comedy piece, but it’s more a serious superhero story.

Maybe I need to find myself a good cover artist, though it needs to be someone that’s pretty cheap considering I’m so poor 🙁

If I want to be able to afford the expensive cover artist, I guess I’m just going to have to write more and sell more. That’s logic right there ^_^

Next project: “Bastian.” I think it’s coming out pretty good.