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Prompt: 004. spring

1. It was a relief when the spring frost began. They’d been close to running out of nearly everything.

A. It was a relief when the spring frost began. They’d been close to running out of nearly everything.

Once the river melted, it was a rush to finish building the boat and gather enough food to see them out of the Wild Lands. If they were lucky they could reach civilization within a few months. If they were unlucky they would die. They didn’t have a choice either way.

There was no staying where they were. They’d stripped the island of everything it had to offer, and there hadn’t been much to begin with.

It was either make the attempt now or slowly starve to death. There was not going to be another opportunity.


2. The Lady of Spring woke with a yawn and sat up to face her Season, when she would rule over the land and her brothers and sister would sleep.

A. The Lady of Spring woke with a yawn and sat up to face her Season, when she would rule over the land and her brothers and sister would sleep.

She rose from her bed of greenery to accept the robe her followers laid across her shoulders and allowed herself to be led to the sacred pool where she was bathed and anointed with oil. Her hair was brushed and her hands and feet were pampered. Then she was led to her throne and crowned before the whole Court.


3. A metal spring had torn through the upholstery of Dad’s favorite chair.

A. It wasn’t a hard decision to buy Dad a new chair for Father’s Day. The idea had come to them over the holidays when they’d seen where a metal spring had torn through the upholstery and been duct taped flat.


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Prompt: 003. appendectomy

1. They scheduled the appendectomy over her shouts that she’d already had her appendix removed.

A. They scheduled the appendectomy over her shouts that she’d had her appendix removed when she was a teenager. And when she tried to run away from them, they strapped her to the hospital bed to wait for the morning surgery.

They really wanted to cut her open, and she didn’t know why. It made her afraid of what they planned on doing to her.

If she could have, she would have escaped. But with her wrists and ankles strapped to the bed rails she was helpless to do anything but stare up at the ceiling and fret restlessly.


2. It was during a routine surgical procedure that they discovered the strangeness of his anatomy. Not just the reversed location of his heart and other organs, but the extra appendix and the strange bulbous growth attached to his ribcage.

A. It was during a routine surgical procedure that they discovered the strangeness of his anatomy. Not just the reversed location of his heart and other organs, but the extra appendix and the strange bulbous growth attached to his ribcage.

An appendectomy was performed immediately and the extra organ was dissected. There were pages and pages of lab work produced all highlighting the unknown hormone floating in his bloodstream.

From the way they looked at him, he began to feel that they wanted to dissect the rest of him next. There was a frightening avarice in their eyes, one that made him want to squirm with discomfort.

Every time they came at him for another test or blood draw, he repeated over and over again: “I do not give my permission to have my medical information published.”

He didn’t want to hold back scientific discovery, but he would prefer that he have some kind of veto on what was shared. Like he wasn’t too keen on scans of his genitals ending up in medical books with his name right next to them. He had a bit of dignity.


3. “I recognize the appendectomy scar. That’s Jamie. Oh god, that’s Jamie.”

A. “I recognize the appendectomy scar. That’s Jamie. Oh god, that’s Jamie.” She turned to bury her face into her oldest son’s chest. Her body shook with the force of her sobs and he wrapped his arms around her. She could feel his own tears wetting the top of her head.

“How… how did it happen?”


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We were watching Master Chef Showdown and it made me want to buy a set of ramekins (those little porcelain bowls you make single-serve cakes and custards in).

There’s like a million foods I want to make!

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What I’m going to make after grocery day:
1. “Grandma’s Old Fashioned Tea Cakes” from Allrecipes.
2. “English Sticky Toffee Pudding” from Food Network.
3. “Mama’s Italian Wedding Soup” from Allrecipes.
4. “World’s Best Lasagna Recipe” from Allrecipes. (omit salt, double onions)
5. “Cabbage Fat-Burning Soup” from Allrecipes[1].
6. “Best Big, Fat, Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookie” from Allrecipes.
7. “The Best Parmesan Chicken Bake” from Allrecipes.
8. “Ground Beef Enchiladas” from Allrecipes (black olives, canned green chiles)
9. “Unbelievable Chicken” from Allrecipes.
10. “Baked Denver Omelet” from Allrecipes.

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[1] I’ve tasted this soup before (a woman I knew was on a diet) and I remember it being quite tasty. The legend is that you eat this soup in place of other meals and you’ll feel full because of all the liquid, but lose weight because of the low-calorie count.

I figure I’ll eat the soup once a week, or twice a week, and lose a couple of pounds. Why not.

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Prompt: 002. stairs

1. Why are stairs and doors always louder when you’re creeping around at night?

A. Why are stairs and doors always louder when you’re creeping around at night? The last thing she wanted to do was wake anyone up, especially not the children. It would be a hassle trying to get them back to sleep and the two oldest had school in the morning.

B. Why are stairs and doors always louder when you’re creeping around at night? It was a question without an answer as he was busily sneaking through the house, gathering up any small valuables that he could find.


2. Staring up at what had to be eighty flights of stairs, he had a feeling that he was going to be late for his appointment.

A. Staring up at what had to be eighty flights of stairs, he had a feeling that he was going to be late for his appointment. He didn’t have any choice though; he needed to meet with Dr. Cavanaugh if he wanted to be included in the study.


3. It gave him a sense of pride when he realized that he’d finally saved enough money to replace the splintering stairs.

A. His wife had been complaining for months about the children getting splinters in their feet from the stairs. He finally gave in and arranged to have them repaired. Except it turned out to be more expensive than he expected. The HOA’s resident handyman had given him a reasonable seeming quote for replacing the stairs, and that was the last time things went as expected.

The next thing he knew, he was being told that he had foundation issues. There was a problem with one of the load bearing walls. There was mold growing inside the walls.

Everywhere he turned, there seemed to be more and more problems, and they became costlier by the day.

It was a nightmare.


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