I am sending this from my Kindle as my computer is currently in quarantine (an airtight plastic tub). I’m hoping that the ants will get out where I can kill them.

I had never heard of this happening, but all you have to do is google “ants in my laptop” and you’ll see that dozens of other people have had the same problem. It seems that the tiny black ants are attracted to the heat inside of a laptop and will crawl in through the vents. They come out of the keyboard and sides of the screen one-by-one. It’s very gross, and a little creepy, to feel something crawl across the back of your hand even knowing that it can’t hurt you.

One guy had a whole nest living in his laptop, like eggs and everything. My current situation is maybe (hopefully) a handful of ants somewhere inside the casing.

I cleaned the whole computer with rubbing alcohol then wiped it with lemon juice (which ants supposedly hate) before sticking it in the tub. They should come out when they realize they need to breathe.

In the meantime I’ve been spraying the perimeter of the house with Ortho Home Defense since I haven’t been able to find the nest. I’m just hoping they don’t decide to split the nest, leaving me with two of them to deal with.

Anyways, I have bugs in my computer, literally.

(BTW, I don’t eat over my keyboard, so there’s no food inside. The ants just like the warmth.)

Small Gods at Amazon

I think part of my recent downness is because I haven’t been listening to enough music. Life needs a soundtrack and a beat to follow.

“Mad World” performed by Gary Jules. “When people run in circles it’s a very very mad world. Children waiting for the day they feel good. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

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“It’s the End of the World” performed by R.E.M. “It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.” (Though, honestly, I prefer to imagine this song playing on a backdrop of scenes from Independence Day. That movie has become a classic.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

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“Same Love” performed by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, featuring Mary Lambert — Sometimes life needs a reminder that no matter how dark and grim the news tries to make things seem, everything is gonna be all right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7_08n0

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“Everything’s Gonna Be Alright” performed by Bob Marley. This one goes out to you. Sorry I’m so weird all the time. I’mma try not to let my anxieties get so much the best of me. It’s just hard sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCSu4VNRV1c

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“Put Your Records On” performed by Corrine Bailey Rae. “You’re gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSIrjVqN8cY

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Here, because I love you, have the whole R.E.M. list.

You’re lucky I don’t hit you with some Smashing Pumpkins 😛

Kakushigoto 01 at Amazon

THE TRIBE — Episode 1. A terrible plague ravages the world, killing all of the adults. Children are left to survive, forming tribes as those left alone are swallowed up by a terrifying army.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-UEQzH-kj8

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ATLANTIS HIGH — Episode 1. Michael Wesley-Smith, who played Jack on The Tribe, is the new boy in a completely off-the-walls town. He is the newest test subject in the mad house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYRjaSSgMDA

It’s subversive television. Let it eat your brain. You’ll come out as a better person.

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Another show that I loved? “Big Wolf on Campus.”

Panoply at Amazon

Talking Heads – “Psycho Killer” — The new episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia made me go searching up this song. For sure, I’ve never listened to the Talking Heads — they were a bit before my time — but I am definitely looking at them now.

“I can’t sleep cos my bed is on fire. Don’t touch me, I’m a real live wire.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC9IfjEQXOA

Honestly, I would love to hear Charlie Day cover this song. Does he do requests?