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Prompt: 012. screw

1. He leaned in close when they shook on the deal. “Don’t screw me over on this.”

A. He leaned in close when they shook on the deal. “Don’t screw me over on this.”

“I won’t,” she said, resisting the urge to glare back at him. There was no reason to up the aggression level, not when she’d already won.

By the time his lawyers untangled all the traps hidden in the contract he’d just signed, there’d be nothing anyone could do to stop it. And if he decided to contest anything, he’d spend years tied up in the courts while she continued to bilk his company for all it was worth.

“Mom asked about you the other day,” she said. “I know you’re not married anymore, but for some reason she still cares about you.”

“She should get over it. We’ve been divorced for five years. She should move on with her life and leave me alone.”

“Yeah, Dad. She should.”


2. There’s a moment when every person reevaluates the course of their life. Marissa Onion had her moment screwing in a light bulb while standing on a chair that had somehow lost a screw.

A. There’s a moment when every person reevaluates the course of their life. Marissa Onion had her moment changing a light bulb while standing on a chair that had somehow lost a screw. The resultant trip to the hospital and sudden vacancy in her position heralded the arrival of the first of many temporary workers in Handelman’s department.

The temps never lasted long, but Handelman’s work was of such importance to the company that there was a virtual never-ending supply of workers rotating through. It became a test of the employees–if a new hire could handle working in Handelman’s Madhouse for six months they could transfer to another position in the company; if they couldn’t handle Handleman, they were kindly sent on their way. Not that they were ever told that when they were hired. They were simply given their assignment.

Which was why Wendy Lau stepped off the elevator on the 13th floor with hope in her heart. This would be her first job after college and she desperately wanted to have a career with the company.

This was her chance.


3. Using a dusty old bartender book, they taught themselves how to make martinis and screwdrivers and whatever had the nicest pictures.

A. Using a dusty old bartender book, they taught themselves how to make martinis and screwdrivers and whatever had the nicest pictures. It was something to pass the time, and it wasn’t like anyone was going to be coming back for all the liquor they’d pilfered from the hotel bar down the street.

Everyone was dead or gone, which was about the same thing, They were the only people they’d come across in this part of the city. And they were happy to keep it that way–the virus drove people crazy! It put nasty thoughts in their heads and they did nasty horrible things. And neither of them had ever dreamed of being crazy.

“What should we do?” A gravelly whispered, answered by a lilting purr of a voice, “Whatever we want to do.”

The laugh started deep in their bellies but seemed to go on forever, ringing in the stillness of a city gone dead.


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Prompt: 011. floor

1. “He fell or was pushed from the ninth floor balcony. The sliding door was still open when we arrived and we’ve already set the techs to gathering fingerprints and any trace.”

A. “He fell or was pushed from the ninth floor balcony. The sliding door was still open when we arrived and we’ve already set the techs to gathering fingerprints and any trace.”

“Okay, wait, wait. Writers, what were you thinking? That sounds stupid! Fix it by Thursday so we can start filming on Friday. Actors, you can go home. Writers, we’ve got some work to do. This is going to be a long night.”


2. The house was beautiful, even if the floor needed to be replaced.

A. The house was beautiful, even if the floor needed to be replaced. It seemed like a good investment, and he didn’t hesitate to make an offer.

Being a young retiree had been his dream since before he’d started working. He hadn’t realized that it would become so boring. Renovating and selling a house seemed like something to fill the empty hours.


3. She dragged her attacker to the floor with her legs wrapped tight around his neck.

A. She dragged her attacker to the floor with her legs wrapped tight around his neck. She hooked her ankles together and squeezed as hard as she could while fighting to keep his clawing hands from hooking on her legs and arms.

He batted at her, yanked her hair, but she didn’t even feel it. Adrenaline was pumping through her body and her sole focus was keeping him down until he stopped moving.


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I’m sorry. Archer is a good show.

You just have to watch it from the beginning.

It is one long story. Each season is a chapter in Archer’s life journey.

From super-spying around, being the American-James Bond to selling cocaine after being burned to enjoying an Innerspace adventure. His mother’s super secret spy agency has run-ins with other contractors, the CIA, the FBI, drug czars, and fascist government leaders.

It’s endlessly entertaining – though some scenes contain graphic content definitely not intended for children.
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Archer Wikia:

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Archer” is one of those shows that you either like or you don’t like. Though if you watch it from the beginning and have an idea of the pop culture being referenced, it’s a good story.

Archer has some pathos.

He always has a witty quip or a funny observation. And its great to see the back-and-forth between him, Lana, and Ray; there’s always such good dialogue.

“Archer” on Wikipedia: “The show’s time setting is comically anachronistic, deliberately mixing technologies, clothing styles and historical backdrops of different decades. The characters wear 1960s clothing and hairstyles, and many episodes feature references to the Soviet Union as a current nation, yet in the fourth-season episode “Once Bitten”, Turkmenistan is an independent nation rather than a Soviet republic. It also contains references to Fidel Castro as the current leader of Cuba. The show frequently uses pop-culture references which are contemporary to the 2010s, yet character backstories place them at older events — such as Woodhouse’s service in World War I, or Malory’s involvement in various espionage events of World War II and the Cold War era — which would require them to be much older than they are if the show were actually set in the 21st century.

“The technological sophistication within the series also varies, with characters using dated computer technology (e.g. reel-to-reel mainframe systems, desktop computers closely resembling the Macintosh XL, dot-matrix printers, and punch cards) and making surveillance recordings on cassette tape rather than digitally, but also using modern technologies such as GPS devices, the Internet, laser gunsights, cryptocurrencies, USB flash drives and cellular phones (season 6 saw the appearance of touchscreen devices and flip phones, whereas cellphones in season 7 resembled very large, early cellphones). This ambiguity is alluded to in at least two episodes, in which characters are unable to answer when asked what year they think it is.”