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What would you want from an advent work from me?

  • a story
  • a drawing
  • a typing video
  • more notebook pages
  • a screed

STORY: A story subject. I will fill in the details.

DRAWING: A coloring page? Some kind of feelings art; they’re usually colored.

TYPING VIDEO: A little list of topics you would like to know my thoughts on. Bearing in mind that I’m kind of dumb. And I’m lazy in that I don’t want to research a super boring subject to say either “Yes” or “No” about the subject because there’s no further depth to the issue. (Ex: “What are your thoughts on the Some Obscure Issue Name? Are you for or against?” Me, searches up the subject. Am immediately irritated because “Of course I’m against people hunting caged Animal We All Like! That you could’ve ever thought otherwise, hm.”) But like “What are your thoughts on sweet potatoes?” that’s a topic I have SERIOUS thoughts about.

NOTEBOOK PAGES: Handwritten pages, usually notes about stuff and things.

SCREED: Sometimes I have THOUGHTS about things. Topics I’ve found myself going off about before: raw milk, vaccinations, polio, chicken pox, measles, whooping cough, Mars.

I’m trying to put something together for every day until the start of 12 Days of Xmas.

The year has been a shit. It’s good to find some uplifting stuff to gather some life/misery balance. Hopefully next year will be better.

Like, please apocalypse-philes: Simmer down. It’s funner to pretend than to actually live that lifestyle 100%.

I do not consent.

Faizel 02 at Amazon

Ugh. I bought some lotion and I think it’s a bad bottle. There’s like 1-1/2 inch gap between the bend in the bottle and the product. And the lotion is gummy and kind of curdled and won’t come out of the pump.

Seriously warehouse workers:

I know it feels like you’re striking back at "Massive Corporation," but really you’re just affecting the lives of everyday people that might not be able to afford to replace the product.

I contacted for a replacement, and it turns out I have to go through the originating manufacturing company, and they have limited hours where they respond to customers.

I just want to be like, "I’ve bought so many things through your company for so very long. I would rather you just send me a replacement and NOT make me have to pay for a return."

Even if they sent a driver around to collect the returned package would be better than all the stuff they want me to do.

I do not have a printer. I have to borrow the use of a printer to print out the return shipping label. One time I printed out the label and it was a not good printout, so when I got to the UPS store they made me pay like $5 for them to print out the label.

And they wonder why people don’t want to depend on them for all of person’s shipping needs.

You cost too much. Stop trying to denigrate the United States Postal Service. They get the job done at an affordable cost.

They should not be making a profit. They exist to serve the needs of the people.

Having predatory capitalists taking over all of our basic needs is a shitty idea.

A normal capitalist would think "Having cheap easy package delivery that people can depend on is good for the money. People will buy more if they get free shipping. They will sell more stuff online if the shipping cost is low. And the money they save on shipping costs will go into the economy and create downstream cash bursts. My stocks will be pumping out dollars!"

But the guys that wormed their way into being in charge are predatory capitalists. They are so focused on lining their pockets as fast as possible so they can make a run for it that they don’t even realize there’s other options to make money.

They are making massive lifetime amounts of money, but they’re blowing up their whole lives for like 10 years worth of lavish living.

I get that a bunch of people believe The End Times are coming and that we’re going to be scrabbling like cavemen in the dust…

But what if that doesn’t happen?

What if it doesn’t have to be like that?

Why are you helping to speed along The End Times-scenarios that are ruining your sleep quality?

If your spouse is making plans to overthrow the system that provides you with your groceries… Why are you continuing to go along with that?

Why are you letting that person help raise your children?

I know when we picture the panic stricken doomsday prepper we imagine a man with camouflage clothes and lots of guns. The kind of dude that shows off his 5 year supply of instant ramen packs and his selection of single-serve packets of powdered creamer and says "And if things get real tough, I know who around here has the best stuff" while fondly stroking his gun.

But there’s also a lot of women that are being panic-fueled by fear of The End Times.

It’s part of why there’s so many hoarding videos going on. And yes. That is hoarding porn.

Dreaming of having all those shelves and clear plastic inserts to help organize everything while your own products are overflowing out of a cardboard box on the floor.

If everyone is terror-buying for The End Times, they don’t have the wherewithal to purchase on a whim.

Stop freaking out consumers. Settle things down and stop trying to cause wars to stimulate your stock portfolio. And guess what?

More people will have money that they are willing to use if they’re not pouring all their money into stocking their bunker.

And I’m saying all this because of my experience with a bad bottle of lotion.

And my suspicion that maybe it was tampered with at the distribution company’s warehouse.

There are so many little luxuries that normal people cannot afford.

If you are able to buy everything you want and need and you still have money leftover and you never have to pause and think "Can I afford this?" while you madly try to figure out how much money you have in your account, then you are somewhat out of touch with what is going on in other peoples’ lives.

People are going to the store to buy groceries and are choosing to not buy bread so they can afford infant formula.

So you better believe that they are choosing to deprive themselves of necessities like lotion. Which means when they buy some, they should receive the product they ordered.

I accept that sometimes product gets damaged in transport. It should easily be replaced by the store it was purchased from.

So from now on I’d rather buy lotions, toothpaste, haircare, skin products and hygiene products from local stores. Places where I can walk in and get an immediate replacement.

~Harper Kingsley

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I do not need sudden tech innovations.

I need "slightly slower because it has to go through thousands of hours of testing before it’s open to the basic public" level of tech innovations.

I am a basic member of the public.

A normal fucking person. Such as that may be.

If you truly believe that we are all NPCs zombie-walking through our lives while you stand above us, laughing and having a good time?

Then why do you want to rile the zombies up?

Why do you want to cause a World War Z-mindless zombie attack to happen anywhere at all?

It’s weird to think that they’re living their lives as though they’re in a simulation. One where they have all the money and power to do anything they want at all. And they’re all choosing to be giant shitheads.

Whenever we’d play Monopoly, I would choose to be the hat because I liked the hat compared to the other game pieces.

There were only a limited number of pieces available at the time. If you had more people, the extras would be things like Sharpie cap or thumbtack or little torn piece of paper.

Our family never had the board game itself. So I only ever got to play it when I went somewhere else.

Other peoples’ families were being continuously indoctrinated into a lifestyle of being predatory capitalists.

I have not seen the modern Monopoly board game. I know there are different pieces, so I assume there might be additional rules.

Things like being able to give a renter some rent relief.

Like, the original board game of Monopoly that I was introduced to as a child involved a very cutthroat ruleset. As the rules were verbally introduced to me by a few years older "cousin", I don’t know how close to the written rules our gameplay was.

The game was you win if you end up with all the money and property.

And now, I wish that when we’d played someone had introduced the rule/idea that there didn’t have to be any losers of the game.

Everyone could play until every player had reached a livable existence. Because, like, "You’re playing with your friends!" Why are you trying to utterly destroy them?

As a child, there were lots of games of War where packs of kids would run around in the woods shooting fake weapons at each other.

And like, most of us grew out of that mindset. While others have fully immersed themselves.

Nothing is stopping you from playing with your friends in the woods!

Block off an area. Put out some markers. That way people wandering around don’t think you’re being suspicious. Boom.

You can be out there reenacting Lord of the Flies, or Logan’s Run or Battlestar Galactica or Highlander or whatever. Just get that energy out of your body.

You don’t have to handle your money like you’re out to win at Monopoly.

At any time you can choose to be a decent human being. A more than decent human being would be best, but we can accept you being normal with your money.

Why are you spending a fortune, ruining your reputation, and causing yourself to be a massively hated human being?

At any point you could just pause and really think about what you’re doing.

  • What the results are going to be in the future?
  • What other people will think about it?
  • What your legacy will become in history books?

And you can change the way you’re going.

At one point you were driving on a road with limitless paths ahead of you. Off ramps and direction changes. There was a whole wide world to enjoy.

But the more you oppress the people, the less roads ahead can be seen.

You don’t want to foresee yourself in a bunker with your dead partner contemplating ending your own existence. It might be better to turn back around.

It’s much better to see an orange grove that lets you enjoy the fruit and the occasional bottle of sparkling fruit wine. A swimming pool. A tennis court. A garage. A guest house. A lodge.

Living on a resort sounds wonderful.

To be able to go about your day and not have to worry. Not have to think about money because you can know that you have more than enough.

And nobody is angry at you.

All your debts have been repaid without creating new debts. And everyone walked away peacefully.

There’s no one yelling at you. And people still talk to you like you’re a human being, without that tepid obeisance or that raging hatred.

You can walk in and pick food off the buffet line.

You never have to worry that you’re ingesting someone else’s bodily waste.

There’s an opportunity for a good life.

If you just stop being evil and work hard to turn things around.

I don’t understand what giant ass bubble someone has to exist in as a rich-rich person to completely fail to surf the Internet.

They are so thoroughly encapsulated by the dreams of others that they have no awareness of the world around them.

To them, all those riches flashing by on their screens? That influencer culture that involves ultimate beauty and perfection? That’s their everyday life.

They don’t look at a beautiful necklace and sigh wistfully. "I wish I could get something like that. But it’s so expensive." They just buy it and it joins their other jewelry in their jewelry vault.

Meanwhiles, the non-rich person might save up a lot of money or come into a sudden lump sum of money, and they will give in to that white whale of a covetousness. Will "waste" that money and buy themselves something that will give them an amazing sense of joy.

And whether it was worth the money… to get rid of that aching sense of pure want… That is for the individual to decide.

But if you have never experienced that burst of joy because there has never been anything you have truly wanted?

That makes you kind of dangerous to the rest of us.

You don’t even know how you will respond if someone actually says No to you.

You probably need therapy to deal with your massive amount of wealth and how it can effect the way you deal with the people around you.

To be so entirely thoroughly rich that you can look at homeless people and never once think about giving them money.

They have mental processes that we simply cannot relate to, and that cannot relate to us.

They are being carefully maintained in their bubbles while the middle men grow bloated with wealth.

~Harper Kingsley

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The newest Kiki Channel video offers some good advice to know if you’re wanting to dye your hair blond and have it look good.

For reals: There are some people that look incredible with blond hair.

And some people that would do much better with another color.

It’s fun to explore hair color.

You just don’t want to end up looking like Rolf from The Sound of Music.

It’s like when Stan dyed his hair blond in American Dad.

"You’re not getting second looks because you’re a handsome man, anymore, dude. The way you’re dressed with that haircut are setting off flags, my dude."

~Harper Kingsley

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