{"id":976,"date":"2012-06-09T14:10:43","date_gmt":"2012-06-09T21:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog\/?p=976"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:38:26","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:38:26","slug":"re-the-faculty-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/re-the-faculty-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Re: The Faculty [movie]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this is one of those teen movies where a bunch of kids fight the alien invasion by killing people and doing drugs. Basically, it&#8217;s high school.<\/p>\n<p>Btw, this movie has a crazy number of famous actors in it &#8212; Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Shawn Hatosy, Salma Hayek, Famke Janssen, Christopher McDonald, Bebe Neuwirth, Robert Patrick, Usher, and Jon Stewart.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>*spoiler alert* Elijah Wood is Casey Connor, a nerdy kid being bullied. At the very beginning, he&#8217;s grabbed by his arms and legs by a bunch of jocks and slammed crotch first into the flag pole. So at the end of the movie, I hate the fact that Casey doesn&#8217;t use his newfound popularity to help that poor kid getting his ass kicked. He was totally hating life while he was being bullied, but he doesn&#8217;t do anything to help some other poor shmoe? Forget that you just saved the world or whatever, you&#8217;ve lost a ton of cred with me.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, watching this movie, I like to imagine what would have happened if it turned out they were just hallucinating the alien invasion and they went on a drug-fueled killing spree. It&#8217;s like, what if the Matrix isn&#8217;t real, and Neo is just some crackpot with a bunch of machine guns running around in too much leather.<\/p>\n<p>Also, the ending was weak because in real life, they totally would have blamed those kids for everything during the clean up, and there would have been a massive government cover up. Maybe the guys who came up with &#8220;The Crazies&#8221; saw this movie.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s clippies:<\/p>\n<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=iSf9dVNNzHQ<\/p>\n[table \u201c7\u201d not found \/]<br \/>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this is one of those teen movies where a bunch of kids fight the alien invasion by killing people and doing drugs. Basically, it&#8217;s high school. Btw, this movie has a crazy number of famous actors in it &#8212; Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Shawn Hatosy, Salma Hayek, Famke Janssen, Christopher&hellip;<\/p>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/re-the-faculty-movie\/\" title=\"Re: The Faculty [movie]\" class=\"entry-more-link\"><span>Read More<\/span> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Re: The Faculty [movie]<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[98,38,59],"tags":[501,699,710],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","has-more-link","post-976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-movie-reviews","category-movies-2","category-reviews","tag-movie","tag-teen-horror","tag-the-faculty"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-fK","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":151,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/totally-funny-movies-that-everyone-should-watch-at-least-once\/","url_meta":{"origin":976,"position":0},"title":"Totally Funny Movies That Everyone Should Watch (at least once)","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"November 12, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Here's a list of FUNNY! movies. 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