{"id":79,"date":"2011-08-11T15:55:20","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T22:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harperkingsley.wordpress.com\/2011\/08\/11\/journal-001\/"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:38:43","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:38:43","slug":"journal-001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/journal-001\/","title":{"rendered":"Journal 001"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s been a somewhat trying day.<\/p>\n<p>I have been attempting to finish up the last edits for &#8220;Pulse of the City&#8221; so I can <em>finally<\/em> publish it, so of course today was the day when the Kids didn&#8217;t want to offer me any peace at all. In fact, they both went out of their way to get me into a spluttering miasma of rage.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine, stepping out to call two kids in for lunch and finding the yard empty when they were right there a minute ago. Then when you frantically yell for them and run all over the place like an idiot&#8230; turns out their cousin was over next door so they decided to go play with him without asking. <em>I was seeing red<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>So as punishment for nearly giving me a heart attack, I gave them worksheet pages to do and assigned them each a book report&#8230; I have never seen so many spelling mistakes, grammar errors, or just plain nonsense since I edited &#8220;Little Boy Blue.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll get back to my editing, but I&#8217;m already aggravated and half-exhausted and just about ready to throw in the towel for the day.<\/p>\n<p>Kids are hard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it&#8217;s been a somewhat trying day. I have been attempting to finish up the last edits for &#8220;Pulse of the City&#8221; so I can finally publish it, so of course today was the day when the Kids didn&#8217;t want to offer me any peace at all. In fact, they both went out of their&hellip;<\/p>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/journal-001\/\" title=\"Journal 001\" class=\"entry-more-link\"><span>Read More<\/span> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Journal 001<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[31,55],"tags":[419],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-journal-2","category-real-life","tag-journal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-1h","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":86,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/journal-002\/","url_meta":{"origin":79,"position":0},"title":"Journal 002","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"August 13, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"I have so much stuff to do, but I can't seem to keep myself from being distracted. 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