{"id":7246,"date":"2026-08-17T00:40:28","date_gmt":"2026-08-17T07:40:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/just-a-little-silly-mood\/"},"modified":"2026-08-17T00:41:38","modified_gmt":"2026-08-17T07:41:38","slug":"just-a-little-silly-mood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/just-a-little-silly-mood\/","title":{"rendered":"Just a little silly mood"},"content":{"rendered":"

I wake up every morning
\nand I wash my face.
\nI look into the mirror
\nat my own disgrace.
\nWho are you? I like to say
\nto the person peering back at me.<\/p>\n

But like… in song.<\/p>\n

\n

I feel like if your parents are related to the point that people are like “Is this an incest?” you should marry someone who FOR SURE<\/em> has no genetic relationship with you.<\/p>\n

Yeah, a new “Alabama Monday” episode just dropped on Layze’s channel.<\/p>\n

And for whatever reason, every time those peoples’ videos are shown, HER HEAD LOOKS HUGE. Like a bobblehead. I think it’s a weird camera angle thing, because otherwise her neck wouldn’t be able to hold her up.<\/p>\n

\n

I keep reading “ancient times” Chinese novels, and every time a character turns around someone tries to force them into marrying their cousin and… No.<\/p>\n

“Alabama Monday” but in old timey China times.<\/p>\n

\n

Anyways, sometimes I’ve just gotta find the small enjoyments in life.<\/p>\n

I don’t want to watch those weird peoples’ nasty mukbang videos. But finding out they’re cousband and wife?<\/p>\n

Ah, strangers on the Internet. Why do I know so much about you?<\/p>\n

~Harper Kingsley<\/p>\n

https:\/\/paypal.me\/harperkingsley<\/a>.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/patreon.com\/harperkingsley<\/a>.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/harperwck<\/a>.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/c\/HarperKingsley<\/a>.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/amazon.com\/shop\/harperkingsley0<\/a>.
\nhttps:\/\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog<\/a>.
\nhttps:\/\/kimichee.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/harperkingsley.bsky.social<\/a>.
\nhttps:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/profile\/view\/HarperKingsley<\/a>.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.everand.com\/author\/262822558\/Harper-Kingsley<\/a>.
\nhttps:\/\/www.kobo.com\/us\/en\/author\/harper-kingsley<\/a>.
\nhttps:\/\/books.apple.com\/us\/author\/harper-kingsley\/id444850597<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I wake up every morning and I wash my face. I look into the mirror at my own disgrace. Who are you? I like to say to the person peering back at me. But like… in song. I feel like if your parents are related to the point that people are like “Is this an…<\/p>\n Read More<\/span> Just a little silly mood<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","Layout":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-7246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-1SS","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":115,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/book-review-exquisite-corpse-by-poppy-z-brite-horror\/","url_meta":{"origin":7246,"position":0},"title":"Exquisite Corpse, by Poppy Z Brite [horror]","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"October 4, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Title: Exquisite Corpse Author: Poppy Z. 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For sure, I've never listened to the Talking Heads -- they were a bit before my time -- but I am definitely looking at them now. \"I can't\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Music"","block_context":{"text":"Music","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/category\/music\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7247,"href":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7246\/revisions\/7247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}