{"id":7231,"date":"2026-08-11T04:26:06","date_gmt":"2026-08-11T11:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/11-august-2026-0426\/"},"modified":"2026-08-11T04:26:06","modified_gmt":"2026-08-11T11:26:06","slug":"11-august-2026-0426","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/11-august-2026-0426\/","title":{"rendered":"11 August, 2026 04:26"},"content":{"rendered":"

I think it will be hilarious–the zeitgeist, as it were–when in ten years people can just be like “Diarrhea Farms.” And everyone<\/em> will know that they’re talking about Taylor Farms, purveyors of poop lettuce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I think it will be hilarious–the zeitgeist, as it were–when in ten years people can just be like “Diarrhea Farms.” And everyone will know that they’re talking about Taylor Farms, purveyors of poop lettuce.<\/p>\n Read More<\/span> 11 August, 2026 04:26<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","Layout":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-7231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-1SD","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":138,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/once-again-youda-has-ruined-my-life\/","url_meta":{"origin":7231,"position":0},"title":"Once again, Youda has ruined my life","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"October 21, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"I feel all out of sorts. 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