I was watching an “Underworld” recap video that went over all the movies, and there was some mention\/jokes about the leather pants.<\/p>\n
And it made me think: Someone needs to make a “Back to the Future”-style time travel movie where someone gets dressed up to fit in with the times and goes back to the late 90s\/early 2000s, and they’re like wearing leather pants and just basically dressed like they stepped out of “The Matrix.”<\/p>\n
And there could be jokes where someone calls them Columbine or like the dude farts in his leather pants or… Just everything WRONG with leather pants is pointed out in the funniest way possible.<\/p>\n
And I think that if there’s mention of Columbine, the time traveler could point out that “No, it wasn’t about the trench coats and goth makeup, but about being raised as a Nazi.” And then when the time traveler returns back to the future, they find that they’ve completely changed the timeline with their shenanigans. And EVERYONE is wearing leather pants–like even babies and old people. Which is like, “We’re 100 years old, but we’re so fashion conscious that we’ve given up the comfort of elastic waistbands and knitted sweaters for leather pants and belly shirts.” or “It’s super hard changing the diaper of a baby wearing a leather onesie, but that baby looks FIRE!”<\/p>\n
And the time traveler is horrified and has to go back and fix the timeline like when Marty was traumatized by his mom’s boob job in “Back to the Future.”<\/p>\n
I think I would watch that movie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"