Yes. I am going to “mock” you about your “medical condition.” Eat some lettuce and a banana, you goob.<\/p>\n
Even cats eat grass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Yes. I am going to “mock” you about your “medical condition.” Eat some lettuce and a banana, you goob. 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