{"id":6655,"date":"2023-11-08T00:11:14","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T08:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/cold-fried-chicken\/"},"modified":"2023-11-08T00:11:14","modified_gmt":"2023-11-08T08:11:14","slug":"cold-fried-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/cold-fried-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"Cold Fried Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s something so lovely about cold fried chicken straight out of the refrigerator. Especially when it&#8217;s eaten in the middle of the night, alone, with no witnesses.<\/p>\n<p>Even the Safeway fried chicken&#8211;which is WAY too salty and fried in some vaguely disgusting oil&#8211;can be gobbled down late at night.<\/p>\n<p>Cold fried chicken meat gets solid, which gives it a nice feeling to bite into. I like to peel most of the skin off, eating the tastiest bits and discarding the rest. I don&#8217;t like the texture of the non-crispy skin, just as I don&#8217;t like the taste and the texture of fat in chicken or beef or any other meat.<\/p>\n<p>I like solid and dry, not drippy and gooey as fat tends to be.<\/p>\n<p>Cold fried chicken is delicious. I also like cold roast beef. To the point that sometimes I consider making a whole roast just to slice it, wrap it up, and put it in the refrigerator to get cold so it can be eaten a slice at a time while standing in the kitchen at night, the only light the open fridge door as I ignore the cold air blasting out as I gobble down bite after bite.<\/p>\n<p>I also like cold pizza straight from the fridge. Where the cheese has solidified and there&#8217;s no fear of the cheese stretching or the crust bending or splitting apart.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a magic to refrigeration. The way it can both preserve food and change the flavor of hot things become cold.<\/p>\n<p>Hot milk, cold milk. Hot coffee, cold coffee. Melted ice cream, frozen ice cream. Temperature is almost a flavor of its own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s something so lovely about cold fried chicken straight out of the refrigerator. Especially when it&#8217;s eaten in the middle of the night, alone, with no witnesses. Even the Safeway fried chicken&#8211;which is WAY too salty and fried in some vaguely disgusting oil&#8211;can be gobbled down late at night. Cold fried chicken meat gets solid,&hellip;<\/p>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/cold-fried-chicken\/\" title=\"Cold Fried Chicken\" class=\"entry-more-link\"><span>Read More<\/span> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cold Fried Chicken<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[324],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-6655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized","tag-food"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-1Jl","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5603,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/cheap-food-instant-oatmeal-rotisserie-chicken\/","url_meta":{"origin":6655,"position":0},"title":"Cheap Food: Instant oatmeal; Rotisserie chicken","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"August 13, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"CHEAP FOOD pt 2 I guess I'm a very simple person. 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