{"id":5678,"date":"2023-01-04T22:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-05T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/12-days-of-xmas-day-of-a-househusband\/"},"modified":"2023-01-05T00:21:10","modified_gmt":"2023-01-05T08:21:10","slug":"12-days-of-xmas-day-of-a-househusband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/12-days-of-xmas-day-of-a-househusband\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Days of Xmas: Day of a Househusband"},"content":{"rendered":"

DAY OF A HOUSEHUSBAND<\/h1>\n

Coming home, Warrick couldn’t help smiling at the sound of Vereint’s laughter and the TV. He toed off his shoes, curling his tired toes, and padded down the short hallway to peer into the living room.<\/p>\n

Vereint was lying on the couch with a bowl of dry cereal balanced on his stomach. He was watching an anime featuring a guy with a knife slash over his left eye, brown lensed sunglasses, and slicked back black hair. The guy was wearing a yakuza-style suit with a white apron over the top. The apron featured a cute dog face and the word “SHIBAINU” underneath.<\/p>\n

Warrick cocked his head curiously, watching as the guy scrubbed a floor on his hands and knees while the narration offered cleaning advice that was… Warrick didn’t even know how to describe it. The guy sounded like he was headed into battle as he sorted clothes into a washing machine, and then he prepared himself a cup of herbal tea as though he was fighting a war.<\/p>\n

“What are you watching?” he asked.<\/p>\n

Vereint jerked and twisted around to look at Warrick with wide eyes. “You startled me.” As though he didn’t have superhearing and should have heard Warrick coming in. “It’s ‘The Way of the Househusband.’ Tatsu left the yakuza when he got married and now he lives as a househusband and has all kinds of everyday adventures.”<\/p>\n

“So… it’s your autobiography?” Warrick joked.<\/p>\n

Vereint stuck out his tongue briefly, then laughed and sat up to put the bowl of cereal on the coffee table. He patted the couch. “Come sit with me. I’ve missed you all day.”<\/p>\n

Warrick happily obliged, plopping on the couch and letting Vereint curl around him. “Mmm, you’re always so warm.” He snuggled close and kissed the side of Vereint’s neck. “I’ve missed you.”<\/p>\n

“You’re the boss. You could always just stay home with me.”<\/p>\n

“But then how would I keep you in the manner to which you’ve become accustomed?” Warrick teased. “Plus, if we’re both staying home, which one of us would be the househusband?”<\/p>\n

“Oh, well in that case, I guess you have<\/em> to go to work everyday,” Vereint said. “So you can come home to me and I can pamper you the way you deserve.”<\/p>\n

“You’re getting a little handsy, hm?”<\/p>\n

“I told you I’ve been missing you,” Vereint said.<\/p>\n

“Do you think I should get you an apron like that?”<\/p>\n

“I didn’t know cosplay turned you on.”<\/p>\n

“Neither did I. Those glasses would look hot on you.”<\/p>\n

Vereint deepened his voice, “‘Sales are a battlefield. Being a househusband is no joke.'”<\/p>\n

“I have no idea what that means,” Warrick said. He was halfway onto Vereint’s lap. He nibbled at a bit of exposed skin. “Tell me more.”<\/p>\n

=END=<\/p>\n

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