{"id":565,"date":"2012-03-21T22:01:36","date_gmt":"2012-03-22T05:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harperkingsley.wordpress.com\/?p=565"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:38:31","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:38:31","slug":"ersatz-by-sol-crafter-is-the-story-of-two-slackers-in-love-solcrafter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/ersatz-by-sol-crafter-is-the-story-of-two-slackers-in-love-solcrafter\/","title":{"rendered":"Ersatz, by Sol Crafter is the story of two slackers in love #SolCrafter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so &#8220;Ersatz&#8221; is now on Amazon and Smashwords. It&#8217;s a $0.99 short story about two man-children that are asked about their ersatz homosexual relationship, which leaves them reeling.<\/p>\n<p>Disregarding their ages, they really are man-children in that they spend all their time slacking around in their apartment playing video games and smoking pot. Their comfortable world gets rocked by a rude question and they respond in typical fashion&#8211;by running away from each other and acting like teenaged girls, neither one wanting to be the first to mention the dreaded &#8220;love&#8221; word.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Smashword: Ersatz\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/143946\">Smashword<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Amazon: Ersatz\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Ersatz-ebook\/dp\/B007N1U0D6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Amazon<\/a><\/p>\n<p>BTW, when I picture Niedelmeyer hassling Charlie, this is the image that popped in my head:<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/sheldon-friend.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-566\" title=\"Sheldon-friend\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/sheldon-friend.jpg?resize=300%2C255\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"255\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He just seems like that kind of guy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so &#8220;Ersatz&#8221; is now on Amazon and Smashwords. It&#8217;s a $0.99 short story about two man-children that are asked about their ersatz homosexual relationship, which leaves them reeling. Disregarding their ages, they really are man-children in that they spend all their time slacking around in their apartment playing video games and smoking pot. Their&hellip;<\/p>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/ersatz-by-sol-crafter-is-the-story-of-two-slackers-in-love-solcrafter\/\" title=\"Ersatz, by Sol Crafter is the story of two slackers in love #SolCrafter\" class=\"entry-more-link\"><span>Read More<\/span> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ersatz, by Sol Crafter is the story of two slackers in love #SolCrafter<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":233,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[43,62],"tags":[229,298,495,530,638,662],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-novellas","category-self-publishing","tag-contemporary","tag-ersatz","tag-mm-romance","tag-novella","tag-self-published","tag-sol-crafter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-97","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":232,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/anyone-want-a-copy-of-ersatz-available-friday-or-saturday-for-purchase-mm-romance\/","url_meta":{"origin":565,"position":0},"title":"Anyone want a copy of &#8220;Ersatz,&#8221; available soon? mm contemporary romance","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"January 18, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"So, this little thing I've been working on, \"Ersatz,\" will be available soon for $0.99 purchase. 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