{"id":5489,"date":"2022-03-26T21:58:40","date_gmt":"2022-03-27T04:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/?p=5489"},"modified":"2022-03-26T21:58:40","modified_gmt":"2022-03-27T04:58:40","slug":"i-immediately-wished-i-hadnt-colored-bobs-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/i-immediately-wished-i-hadnt-colored-bobs-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"I immediately wished I hadn’t colored Bob’s hair"},"content":{"rendered":"

I immediately wished I hadn’t colored Bob’s hair.
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\nIf I’d left him uncolored, I could’ve colored the rest and he could be ghost dad. And like only Tina can see him.<\/p>\n

Now it would have to be a “Bob is the only one that can see dead Tina” story, and that would just be too sad.<\/p>\n

There’s Linda, Gene, and Louise finally starting to enjoy life again after all the grief…<\/p>\n

And Bob’s coming out with the burgers… and there Tina is.<\/p>\n

Super sad yo<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, Ghost Dad would involve floating burgers bungled into the room by a Bob only Tina could see.<\/p>\n

Would she go full goth? Full Dina? Would there be wacky hijinks?<\/p>\n

I shouldn’t have colored his hair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I immediately wished I hadn’t colored Bob’s hair. If I’d left him uncolored, I could’ve colored the rest and he could be ghost dad. And like only Tina can see him. Now it would have to be a “Bob is the only one that can see dead Tina” story, and that would just be too…<\/p>\n Read More<\/span> I immediately wished I hadn’t colored Bob’s hair<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-5489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-1qx","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3677,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/bobs-burgers\/","url_meta":{"origin":5489,"position":0},"title":"Bob’s Burgers","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"August 21, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"RE: Bob's Burgers I can see why the kids would prefer to play with Bob over Linda He's reading his paper and relaxing. 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