{"id":5194,"date":"2020-10-31T11:31:41","date_gmt":"2020-10-31T18:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog\/2020\/10\/im-a-monster-expect-many-clown-shoes-sorrynotsorry\/"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:32:14","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:32:14","slug":"im-a-monster-expect-many-clown-shoes-sorrynotsorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/im-a-monster-expect-many-clown-shoes-sorrynotsorry\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a monster&#8230; expect many clown shoes #SorryNotSorry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why, but I&#8217;m madly in love with the gif accompanying this tweet:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Does anybody else think he&#39;s gonna try claiming all the celebrating on Monday for himself? &quot;The Latinos and the Catholics *love* me. I made up a holiday and they immediately start enjoying it. That&#39;s how amazing they think I am. Just amazing.&quot;<br><br>If media shares him saying that&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/s58KSG720v\">https:\/\/t.co\/s58KSG720v<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/H2Z99MUyYH\">pic.twitter.com\/H2Z99MUyYH<\/a><\/p>&mdash; The Pragmatic HarperWCK\/Harper Kingsley 2 the best (@HarperKingsley0) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HarperKingsley0\/status\/1322603928345694209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 31, 2020<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[gif: a circle-jerk of clown shoes or\/also a funny bit about the clowns meeting to circus, but Sarah&#8217;s on slow Wi-Fi so misses the group &#8220;Circus Yay!&#8221; shout, so everyone awkwardly waits, then once they hear her THE CLOWNING INTENSIFIES.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So many metaphors man. So many uses for this gif. Expect many clown shoes in the future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Metaphor\/symbolism\/premonition\/dafuqery: He says stupid shit. The media all jump on sharing it. Things start flattening out. Fox News brings up the story in a bat-shit lying way and rile up their &#8220;unknowingly oppressed&#8221; viewers. Clowning fucking intensifies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Man. I&#8217;m too old for this shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>~Pax<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why, but I&#8217;m madly in love with the gif accompanying this tweet: Does anybody else think he&#39;s gonna try claiming all the celebrating on Monday for himself? &quot;The Latinos and the Catholics *love* me. I made up a holiday and they immediately start enjoying it. That&#39;s how amazing they think I am.&hellip;<\/p>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/im-a-monster-expect-many-clown-shoes-sorrynotsorry\/\" title=\"I&#8217;m a monster&#8230; expect many clown shoes #SorryNotSorry\" class=\"entry-more-link\"><span>Read More<\/span> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m a monster&#8230; expect many clown shoes #SorryNotSorry<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[36],"tags":[215,242],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-5194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-kindled","tag-clown-shoes","tag-dafuq"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-1lM","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5617,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/tweeter-audio-clown-rube\/","url_meta":{"origin":5194,"position":0},"title":"TWEETER + AUDIO: Clown Rube","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"August 24, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"clown rube.wavDownload Some kid with no experience with the world and having never interacted with people of another race thinks it's okay to say the most horrible and offensive things because \"It's just words.\" And *that's* the angle journalists choose to focus on?Me: The journalists are racist. 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