\nThe first time he saw her, Jimi knew that she was the One. The Neo to his Trinity.<\/p>\n
She was all lean muscle and leather, her body sleek and smooth as dolphin skin. She looked like a hard woman, and the idea of it had him squirming.<\/p>\n
She was everything he’d been dreaming of.<\/p>\n
“All right, let’s go,” he said, striding forward. At the same time he accessed his data node and sent a quick message: I accept. Your money is being transferred as we speak. Half now and half when I leave<\/em>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\nSo yeah. There’s a reason why I like to write full notes when I come up with a story idea. That way when I’m flipping through my notebook later I can figure out what the heck I was thinking, especially if I was inebriated at the time.<\/p>\n
This might possibly be an S&M piece, or some kind of true love story, or I don’t even know \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n
Bad me! No biscuit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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