{"id":3849,"date":"2016-06-27T14:36:38","date_gmt":"2016-06-27T21:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog\/?p=3849"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:37:07","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:37:07","slug":"parody-agent-smith-and-family-give-wiggens-the-wiggins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/parody-agent-smith-and-family-give-wiggens-the-wiggins\/","title":{"rendered":"PARODY: Agent Smith and family give Wiggens the wiggins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They know he has the alien living with him. They&#8217;ve seen the creature interacting with the Smith family on camera. Disgusting unkillable monster, that&#8217;s what it was.<\/p>\n<p> It had Smith and his whole family in thrall. But as long as it was with them, it remained under State surveillance; State control.<\/p>\n<p> And even under the effects of the creature&#8217;s pheromones or space pollen or whatever the fuck it was putting out, Smith was still a good agent. He was keeping it controlled.<\/p>\n<p> All his handlers had to do was clean up the occasional body. Easy peasy.<\/p>\n<p> * * *<\/p>\n<p> It was amazing, watching the changes in the once stolid Agent Smith. He was becoming someone else. Someone looser and wilder, the kind of man that had forgotten consequences even existed.<\/p>\n<p> As a result, he&#8217;d spent some time in prison. Short terms that reminded him who he belonged to.<\/p>\n<p> He was the property of the State.<\/p>\n<p> As was his family. He had signed them into service with his very presence.<br \/> He&#8217;d allowed his children to be implanted with sleeper personalities. They were Human Dolls, technology that gave Wiggens the creeps.<\/p>\n<p> A few wrong words spoken in the wrong order could turn them into unstoppable killing machines, each with their own unique programming and targeting.<\/p>\n<p> The boy was a clone. The original was currently laid up in a coma. He&#8217;d been caught in an explosion and hadn&#8217;t been able to shake it off. The doctors had medically induced him, and he&#8217;d never woken up.<\/p>\n<p> In the meanwhile, his clone had taken his place. No one could know the &#8220;Steve&#8221; unit was damaged. There could be no suspicions focused on the Smith family.<\/p>\n<p> The wife was so mind-fried that she didn&#8217;t notice half the stuff going on around her. But when she was focused, she could cut through near any situation with an amoral practicality that was chilling.<\/p>\n<p> She could clean up a scene with terrifying efficiency. When she acts, Wiggens can sit back with the calm certainty that things will get done and he&#8217;ll have another op successfully completed.<\/p>\n<p> Whenever the daughter acted as the foil, Smith would react. And he had no qualms about manipulating his &#8220;small wonder.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> She&#8217;d gone from precious baby to lab rat with startling swiftness. She&#8217;d been Smith&#8217;s little buddy for years until she realized how horrible he was.<\/p>\n<p> Wiggens had never seen a personality turn around happen so swiftly in his life. From pampered princess to full on social revolutionary.<\/p>\n<p> Her primary personality wasn&#8217;t the stablest. Which resulted in situations of brutal violence (a love interest didn&#8217;t return her favor? Ultra violence!) or overblown acts of social justice that did more harm than good.<\/p>\n<p> The young woman was a ticking time bomb.<\/p>\n<p> And when she was Activated, she was dangerously hot. She was like Echo from &#8220;Dollhouse.&#8221; Just ridiculously attractive and competent, willing and able to make anything happen.<\/p>\n<p> She had deeply embedded motivations. A lot of work had gone into her persona.<\/p>\n<p> It was above his pay grade, but Wiggens didn&#8217;t doubt that she was a highly skilled asset.<\/p>\n<p> She&#8217;d gotten ninja training as a child. She&#8217;d been possessed by the Lady Shiva and spent a summer being chased by Interpol. She&#8217;d been paralyzed and rebuilt, her body more bionic than living tissue.<\/p>\n<p> So when he looked at someone like her, there was no way he could believe she was fully retired. She was too valuable to completely be shit down.<\/p>\n<p> He knew but didn&#8217;t *know* that she was an active agent like her father.<\/p>\n<p> Smith.<\/p>\n<p> The man was a human wrecking ball.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They know he has the alien living with him. They&#8217;ve seen the creature interacting with the Smith family on camera. Disgusting unkillable monster, that&#8217;s what it was. It had Smith and his whole family in thrall. But as long as it was with them, it remained under State surveillance; State control. And even under the&hellip;<\/p>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/parody-agent-smith-and-family-give-wiggens-the-wiggins\/\" title=\"PARODY: Agent Smith and family give Wiggens the wiggins\" class=\"entry-more-link\"><span>Read More<\/span> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">PARODY: Agent Smith and family give Wiggens the wiggins<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[36],"tags":[556],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-3849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-kindled","tag-parody"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-105","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":56,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/upcoming-projects\/","url_meta":{"origin":3849,"position":0},"title":"Upcoming Projects:","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"June 26, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"These projects should be posted in the next month","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Upcoming Projects&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Upcoming Projects","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/category\/upcoming-projects\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3555,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/music-video-monday-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":3849,"position":1},"title":"Music Video Monday","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"December 29, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Here we are again, bringing the music videos you didn't know you wanted to see. \"The Hillywood Show: Pirates of the Caribbean Parody\" - Very upbeat and fun. \"If I had you...\" http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=v0PhfbpNu-4 \"The Hillywood Show: The Walking Dead Parody\" - It's new and wonderful and you're missing out if\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Music&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Music","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/category\/music\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/v0PhfbpNu-4\/0.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":42,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/pulse-of-the-city\/","url_meta":{"origin":3849,"position":2},"title":"Pulse of the City","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"June 5, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Pulse of the City","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Upcoming Projects&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Upcoming Projects","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/category\/upcoming-projects\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7038,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/ai-is-a-sham\/","url_meta":{"origin":3849,"position":3},"title":"AI is a sham","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"November 21, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"I had the Vergecast playing in the background while I was making dinner, and they were talking about AI agents being added to everything. 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