{"id":3832,"date":"2016-05-09T11:16:15","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T18:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog\/?p=3832"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:37:08","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:37:08","slug":"blargh-ive-gotta-get-outta-this-place-or-at-least-away-from-these-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/blargh-ive-gotta-get-outta-this-place-or-at-least-away-from-these-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Blargh. I&#8217;ve gotta get outta this place (or at least away from these people)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Currently there are too many people at my house. It&#8217;s driving me up the wall.<\/p>\n<p> When all I want is a moment of peace and quiet, someone is invariably yell-talking about stupid shit. Or I come downstairs to find that someone has splattered grease all over the stove and counter and left the mess for me to clean up.<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Thank you for welcoming me into your home&#8230; I fried a bunch of stuff in the pan I left on the counter. And I didn&#8217;t rinse off any of my dishes. You&#8217;re welcome.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> My stomach has constantly been in knots and I feel like I&#8217;ve been locked into a stressful situation that I&#8217;m never going to get out of.<\/p>\n<p> Oh, and since the number of dudes has exceeded the capacity for commonsense, there&#8217;s been lots of instances of the toilet seat left up and urine splattered everywhere. I&#8217;m nearly to the point of posting a mandatory &#8220;Sit to pee&#8221; policy sheet on the bathroom door. Because I can&#8217;t handle the grossness on top of the inability to flush a toilet.<\/p>\n<p> Seriouly, the rim of the toilet is disgusting. I don&#8217;t want to see it. And I especially don&#8217;t want to see it after someone has left their DNA samples all over it. If this was CSI and you were the bad guy, you&#8217;d already be in jail.<\/p>\n<p> Anyways, back to attempting to write while surrounded by loudmouths and degenerates. Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Currently there are too many people at my house. It&#8217;s driving me up the wall. When all I want is a moment of peace and quiet, someone is invariably yell-talking about stupid shit. Or I come downstairs to find that someone has splattered grease all over the stove and counter and left the mess for&hellip;<\/p>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/blargh-ive-gotta-get-outta-this-place-or-at-least-away-from-these-people\/\" title=\"Blargh. I&#8217;ve gotta get outta this place (or at least away from these people)\" class=\"entry-more-link\"><span>Read More<\/span> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Blargh. 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