21 Absurd Lies Companies Have Used to Sell Products<\/a>” article, number 8.<\/p>\n ![\"Cracked:](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/458284_v1.jpg?resize=550%2C869\" "\\"\\"")
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From an explanation in the comment’s section, I guess as long as there’s been no study firmly disproving a claim, under First Amendment laws a company can saw what-the-fuck-ever they want. So you can’t say that your product cures death, but…<\/p>\n
“Read ‘Allies & Enemies’ by Harper Kingsley and you just might live a happier and longer life. You might even be one of those people that is more resistant to cancer, colonoscopies, and fecal worms. I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. But you might be.”<\/p>\n
Wow. *mind blown*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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