{"id":2967,"date":"2014-02-20T02:15:39","date_gmt":"2014-02-20T10:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog\/?p=2967"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:37:51","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:37:51","slug":"friday-february-20th-end-times-whiteboard-excerpt-fm-season-5-venture-bros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/friday-february-20th-end-times-whiteboard-excerpt-fm-season-5-venture-bros\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday, February 20th: The End Times whiteboard; excerpt f\/m; season 5 of The Venture Bros"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been writing on the whiteboard and I&#8217;ve taken lots of pics.<\/p>\n<p>My New Year&#8217;s resolution was to share more and be more open to people. So I&#8217;ll be sharing my whiteboard pics. It seems a lot friendlier than dropping a chapter every now and again with no accompanying explanation.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s from The End Times:<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2968\" alt=\"The End Times\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/TET-small.jpg?resize=695%2C477\" width=\"695\" height=\"477\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Armada of the Zerlking. I kind of picture an <em>Invader Zim<\/em>-type claw ship and that same attitude of &#8220;Mine!&#8221; The baddies claim everything in the universe in the name of the Zerlking.<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>For the hop, most people asked for f\/m story, so I&#8217;m getting that one ready first. Here&#8217;s an excerpt:<\/p>\n<p><em>Driven by the beat-heavy music, Tara was panicking. She stared at her reflection in the broad bathroom mirror. She&#8217;d screwed up her makeup, and the stuff she&#8217;d used didn&#8217;t want to be washed off. Her skin had a definite orange hue even after facial scrubbing three times.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;My god, I&#8217;m hideous!&#8221; She patted her skin dry with a washcloth and smoothed on some lotion.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>There was a tug against her pant leg and she looked down at Scrappy-Doo, her sister&#8217;s chihuahua-terrier mixed breed. He barked at her, a single demand. She glared back at him. &#8220;Mind yourself, little dog. Go eat your food. And stop pouting. It makes you look pathetic.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>He whined a little, but spun around three times before lying on the floor, his chin resting on her slipper. He was so small she couldn&#8217;t even feel him on her foot.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Stupid dog,&#8221; she muttered fondly. Looking at him had given her something else to focus on and she could feel some of the tension releasing from her shoulders. She&#8217;d have to remember to give him a snack before she left.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Tara drew in a deep breath and leaned forward to use the smaller, round beautician&#8217;s mirror she&#8217;d set up next to her makeup box. She had a lot of work to do and not much time to do it in.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Tonight was her anniversary with Edgar. They&#8217;d been going out for a year and he&#8217;d promised her a night of romance. They had reservations at the best restaurant in town and tickets to a musical theater show. She&#8217;d been excited for weeks<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>Season 5 of <a title=\"Amazon: Venture Bros Season 5\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B00GSSD73K\/?tag=harperkingsley-20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>The Venture Bros<\/em><\/a> is coming out March 4, 2014 on DVD and Blu-Ray. I&#8217;ve gotta scrape up some bones to buy my copy. I love this show.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nC8WMvxzRis?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been writing on the whiteboard and I&#8217;ve taken lots of pics. My New Year&#8217;s resolution was to share more and be more open to people. So I&#8217;ll be sharing my whiteboard pics. It seems a lot friendlier than dropping a chapter every now and again with no accompanying explanation. Here&#8217;s from The End Times:&hellip;<\/p>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/friday-february-20th-end-times-whiteboard-excerpt-fm-season-5-venture-bros\/\" title=\"Friday, February 20th: The End Times whiteboard; excerpt f\/m; season 5 of The Venture Bros\" class=\"entry-more-link\"><span>Read More<\/span> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Friday, February 20th: The End Times whiteboard; excerpt f\/m; season 5 of The Venture Bros<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[99],"tags":[709,779],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-2967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-notes-writing-2","tag-the-end-times","tag-whiteboard"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-LR","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5301,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/new-hosting-first-posting\/","url_meta":{"origin":2967,"position":0},"title":"New hosting, first posting","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"March 28, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Kinda moved :\/ All my tables are gone. 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