{"id":2365,"date":"2013-04-23T19:55:13","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T02:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog\/2013\/04\/red-bull\/"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:38:02","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:38:02","slug":"red-bull","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/red-bull\/","title":{"rendered":"Red Bull"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t explain the logic of it, but I flip my Red Bulls upside down for a few seconds before opening them. Not really a shake &#8212; as I don&#8217;t want to make a mess &#8212; but enough to stir up the flavor. Yes, even I am baffled by my own thinking, but I do it anyway.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s part and parcel with the whole thing that has me obsessively checking my email two minutes after I post a story. As though anyone would have even read it yet, much less had a chance to post feedback. (That&#8217;s the best thing about TTH. There&#8217;s always someone there to comment like practically immediately. FFnet gets me some weird comments, while AO3 is beautiful, but people don&#8217;t comment as much. The kudos are nice though.)<\/p>\n<p>Basically I&#8217;m a praise monkey. Say something nice enough and I churn out more updates. It&#8217;s like a switch goes off in my head and I enter Eager To Please Mode and I have all this fresh interest for whatever story.<\/p>\n<p>I am the Red Bull. And sometimes I just need to be flipped.<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>Read stories free at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kimichee.com\">Kimichee<\/a> Feedback can get you awesome rewards, and not just karmically. Acknowledgments, dedications, exclusive first reads. Disqus lines are open.<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>Currently on the lookout for a beta reader. As you can tell I have a pretty all right grasp of the English language. My problems are repetition, double wording (&#8220;the the&#8221; seems to be a fave), and a tendency to either not describe anything or be too flowery. It will most likely be a chapter at a time and we can set up a schedule around your availability.<\/p>\n<p>Stories in need:<br \/>\nAltredes [LB, YA, genhet, State Rule] &#8211; novel length, broken into 10,000 word chunks to be serialized, rating teen. Exclusive.<\/p>\n<p>From Diamond to Coal [SC, mm super science] &#8211; series of arcs, about 50,000 words each, chapters (aiming for 8 per arc), rating teen+. Kimichee.<\/p>\n<p>Idlewile [HK, pop idol, slashy asexual sci-fi, State Rule] &#8211; novel length, chapters, rating teen+. Kimichee.<\/p>\n<p>The Brand [HK, mm fantasy romance, m\/m\/m] &#8211; novel length, difficult prose, rating mature for sex. Exclusive.<\/p>\n<p>Dude, There&#8217;s a Body In Your Bathtub [subtextually slashy, humor, gangsters] &#8211; rating mature for violence. Exclusive.<\/p>\n<p>Paradigm Shift [HK, mm sci-fi, State Rule] &#8211; novel length, chapters, fascist society, non-descriptive birth mpreg, rating mature just for the possibility. Exclusive Park POV, LJ.<\/p>\n<p>Doggy Style [SC, mm contemporary with crazy magical event] &#8211; novella length, chapters, rating mature for language and sex. Exclusive.<\/p>\n<p>Bad ass beta perks: dedication, acknowledgment, short prompts filled, eternal love and gratitude (which does not expire), ebook copy of the project when it&#8217;s all done.<\/p>\n<p>Explainy*:<br \/>\nExclusive = coming out as an ebook first. Either self-published or submitted. ff = female\/female. Femslash.<br \/>\ngenhet = general fiction stories.<br \/>\nHK = Harper Kingsley. Mix of mm, ff, genhet, plot over porn, perspective pieces. Kimichee = site where I serialize stories. Then self-published for ease of reading.<br \/>\nLB = Lisa Bailey. YA, genhet.<br \/>\nLJ = LiveJournal.<br \/>\nmm = male\/male. Slash.<br \/>\nNovel length = 60,000+ words.<br \/>\nNovella length = 20,001-59,999 words.<br \/>\nSC = Sol Crafter. Largely straightforward mm stories. Usually HEA\/HFN. Short story = 0-20,000 words.<br \/>\nslashy = hints of slash, but no hard proof. Relationship more than romance.<\/p>\n<p>* this is a personal explanation for how I&#8217;m using terms. YMMV elsewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t explain the logic of it, but I flip my Red Bulls upside down for a few seconds before opening them. Not really a shake &#8212; as I don&#8217;t want to make a mess &#8212; but enough to stir up the flavor. Yes, even I am baffled by my own thinking, but I do&hellip;<\/p>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/red-bull\/\" title=\"Red Bull\" class=\"entry-more-link\"><span>Read More<\/span> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Red Bull<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[86,87],"tags":[159],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-2365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-whats-up-buttercup","category-writing-2","tag-beta-reader"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-C9","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":263,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/humboldt-my-advice-to-all-you-colonists-out-there-cause-people-totally-lie\/","url_meta":{"origin":2365,"position":0},"title":"HUMBOLDT, CA: my advice to all you colonists out there, &#8217;cause people totally lie","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"January 28, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"So okay, though I come across as very sheltered and I tend to play that up, I have had a few adventurous escapades in my past. 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