{"id":195,"date":"2011-12-14T00:12:50","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T08:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harperkingsley.wordpress.com\/?p=195"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:38:37","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:38:37","slug":"195","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/195\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

\""Peace<\/p>\n

Happy Holidays!<\/p>\n

So I should be writing (heh!) but instead I’m goofing around. That’s so typically me.<\/p>\n

Basically, I just wasted HOURS of my life trying to figure out how to do one of the simplest internet things in the world and I still can’t get it to work. Suxors.<\/p>\n

Trying to figure out how to make files for Podio. Is anyone out there interested in being able to listen to one of my novels as a serialized audiobook? Sure, I have the voice of a small child, but I’m willing to try my best.<\/p>\n

Anyways, back to work\/on to bed, whichever comes first \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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