{"id":147,"date":"2011-11-08T16:55:53","date_gmt":"2011-11-09T00:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harperkingsley.wordpress.com\/2011\/11\/08\/hm\/"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:38:39","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:38:39","slug":"hm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/hm\/","title":{"rendered":"hm"},"content":{"rendered":"

I think it would be kind of cool to make some of my stories free podfics, but unfortunately I have the voice of a small child and I just don’t have the money to spend on paying someone to record them for me.<\/p>\n

My brain runs with so many ideas, but there’s not a whole lot I can do about it. It’s just one of those “If I had a million dollars…” type situations. Though if I had a million dollars, while I would still write, I would happily live off of my money.<\/p>\n

I would probably also have a pony. That or I would commission my own chickenosaurus (featured in a back issue of Wired magazine.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I think it would be kind of cool to make some of my stories free podfics, but unfortunately I have the voice of a small child and I just don’t have the money to spend on paying someone to record them for me. My brain runs with so many ideas, but there’s not a whole lot…<\/p>\n Read More<\/span> hm<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"Layout":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[55],"tags":[618],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-real-life","tag-rl"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2pPoL-hm","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7151,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/tiktok-married\/","url_meta":{"origin":147,"position":0},"title":"TikTok married?","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"June 12, 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"People are watching this lady on TikTok dive headfirst into an ill-advised marriage with a questionable man like it's the preamble to a murder documentary. 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