{"id":130,"date":"2011-10-11T22:57:12","date_gmt":"2011-10-12T05:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harperkingsley.wordpress.com\/2011\/10\/11\/i-have-10-04\/"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:38:40","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:38:40","slug":"i-have-10-04","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/i-have-10-04\/","title":{"rendered":"I have $10.04"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have $10.04 on my card. I need at least $24 to get money out of the ATM. Thanks for not sending the child support, douche.<\/p>\n

I know it’s terrible to talk about someone anonymously on the Internet, but… douche<\/i>. Some nameless person that has left me his children somehow managed not to send any child support at all this month. On top of that, I talked to him yesterday and he said there would be money today.<\/p>\n

Guess what there was nothing of today? That’s right… $$$.<\/p>\n

Some people out there are probably like, “Why the hell is she so angry? Why doesn’t she just pay for those kids herself?” Well, for one thing, my budget was already super tight. For another… I willingly took on the responsibility of ONE child. Now I have TWO of them to take care of and someone snuck in and decided to eat half a loaf of bread for breakfast as toast. What does that mean? It makes it hard to make kids their lunch if there’s no bread, no juice boxes, no fruit or whatever for them to eat.<\/p>\n

Lame.<\/p>\n

::one step away from mental breakdown::<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have $10.04 on my card. I need at least $24 to get money out of the ATM. Thanks for not sending the child support, douche. I know it’s terrible to talk about someone anonymously on the Internet, but… douche. 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