{"id":1181,"date":"2012-07-16T13:43:48","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T20:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.harperkingsley.net\/blog\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2023-10-17T23:38:11","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T06:38:11","slug":"my-0-02-is-free-making-coffee-in-your-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/my-0-02-is-free-making-coffee-in-your-car\/","title":{"rendered":"My $0.02 Is Free: Making Coffee In Your Car"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m sorry, but the Handspresso Auto http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5895577\/handspresso-auto-makes-coffee-in-your-car\/gallery\/1<\/a> seems like an incredibly stupid idea.<\/p>\n

Not only will there be more accidents due to people trying to make coffee at stop lights or whatever, but if someone crashes their car while brewing coffee… there’s more chance of serious burn damage to the victims, probably crotch localized. So yeah, I’m going to say “No thank you” to this idea.<\/p>\n

You’re a lot better off pulling into a gas station or a coffee shop, walking around to stretch your legs, and saving yourself the $200 for terrible coffee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m sorry, but the Handspresso Auto http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5895577\/handspresso-auto-makes-coffee-in-your-car\/gallery\/1 seems like an incredibly stupid idea. Not only will there be more accidents due to people trying to make coffee at stop lights or whatever, but if someone crashes their car while brewing coffee… there’s more chance of serious burn damage to the victims, probably crotch localized. So…<\/p>\n Read More<\/span> My $0.02 Is Free: Making Coffee In Your Car<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"Layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[55],"tags":[437,705,780,796],"class_list":["entry","author-harperkingsley0-0","post-1181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-real-life","tag-knthx","tag-thats-stupid","tag-why-would-you-even","tag-wtf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2pPoL-j3","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":288,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/tv-show-coffee-house-korean\/","url_meta":{"origin":1181,"position":0},"title":"TV SHOW: Coffee House [Korean]","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"February 2, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Coffee House Directed by: Pyo Min-Soo Starring: Kang Ji Hwan as Lee Jin Soo, Park Si Yeon as Seo Eun Young, Ham Eun Jung as Kang Seung Yeon, and Jung Woong In as Han Ji Won Synopsis taken from DramaWiki:\u00a0\u00a0 Lee Jin Soo made it big after writing several thriller\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Korean"","block_context":{"text":"Korean","link":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/category\/television\/korean\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4014,"url":"https:\/\/harperkingsley.net\/blog\/prompt-017-sleepless\/","url_meta":{"origin":1181,"position":1},"title":"Prompt: 017. sleepless","author":"Harper Kingsley","date":"January 17, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":".patreon.com\/HarperKingsley. .paypal.me\/HarperKingsley. $5 for access to digital copy of \"365 Prompts\" Prompt 017. sleepless 1. 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