Title: Daisy
Author: Linnea Kingsley
Genre: romance, light mm
Summary: Duke Harry Landaugh is grateful to Cordelia VanPein for saving his life and vows to find her a good marriage match. His intended victim: Baron Denis Buckles, a rather foolish yet gentle young man.
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Title: Echo
Author: Sol Crafter
Genre: mm contemporary romance
Available from: Amazon or Smashwords .
Summary: Painfully shy, Cole Heath has always had a hard time connecting to people outside of his family. So when he meets Anderson Bester for the firsttime, he doesn’t really think anything of it. He certainly doesn’t imagine that he’ll end up falling in love.
Excerpt of “Echo” by Sol Crafter
“Tomahawk” is my het novella-thing. Basically, two people meet online and find love. One is American, and one is British, so theirs is a long-distance affair.
Somehow, though, in my head I picture Toma as Arthur and Hawk as Eames when I’m writing their online chats. So confusing!
There’s just something so awful about not being able to differentiate between real fic and fanfic. Lol.
Anyways, at some point I’m going to have to find someone that can speak “real” Britspeak to go over this story and point out all the weirdness. I’m just so completely American that it’s not even funny. It’s like being diagnosed with an inoperable tumor– “Oh no, I have an American! In my brain!”
HAWK: what u wearing?
TOMA: Anything u want, baby.
HAWK: okay, so a raincoat and wellies.
TOMA: Wellies? What’s that?
HAWK: u know, rubber boots u wear in the rain
TOMA: Ah, sexy.
HAWK: well, u need to wear something, seeing as ur so wet.
TOMA: Rrowr
TOMA: What are U wearing?
HAWK: seeing as it’s past two here, I’m in just my pants.
TOMA: And that’s hot how? I’m wearing a tank top and boxer shorts, while ur fully dressed? How sexy can that be?
HAWK: no, love, pants is like ur American underpants.
TOMA: Ohhh. So why don’t u touch yourself?
HAWK: I thought u were going to be the one doing the touching?
TOMA: Don’t be a sexist tool.
TOMA: Now get ur hand in ur pants and start fondling.
TOMA: I wish I could see ur cock.
HAWK: it’s gigantic!
TOMA: Heh.
Okay, so “Ersatz” is now on Amazon and Smashwords. It’s a $0.99 short story about two man-children that are asked about their ersatz homosexual relationship, which leaves them reeling.
Disregarding their ages, they really are man-children in that they spend all their time slacking around in their apartment playing video games and smoking pot. Their comfortable world gets rocked by a rude question and they respond in typical fashion–by running away from each other and acting like teenaged girls, neither one wanting to be the first to mention the dreaded “love” word.
BTW, when I picture Niedelmeyer hassling Charlie, this is the image that popped in my head:
He just seems like that kind of guy…