Prompt: 102. sledgehammer

1. It felt like a sledgehammer pounding in his head. Yet another debilitating headache to remind him that things had been going too well lately.

A. It felt like a sledgehammer pounding in his head. Yet another debilitating headache to remind him that things had been going too well lately. He pinched his lips together to hold in a moan of pain and kept his expression from crumbling through pure force of will.

Reaching into his pocket, he took out his sunglasses and put them on over his eyes. It felt better to have the light-level lowered even that little bit, though the headache was still there and signaling that it was going to stay a while.


2. There was a keen sense of satisfaction involved with smashing ceramic with a sledgehammer.

A. There was a keen sense of satisfaction involved with smashing ceramic with a sledgehammer. The impact and the followup crashing shatter made her laugh in glee. Who would have thought that breaking stuff would be so much fun? She’d been missing out her whole life.

Once she was done smashing all of his plates, bowls, and mugs, she tossed aside the sledgehammer and went for the lighter fluid and matches. She’d already tossed all of his clothes and shoes in a large metal garbage can. It was a matter of moments to get the fire blazing good and bright.


3. It felt ironic somehow that he had grown up to work at the same sledgehammer factory where so much traumatic history had gone down.

A. It felt ironic somehow that he had grown up to work at the same sledgehammer factory where so much traumatic history had gone down. There were ghosts around every corner and emotional triggers hidden in every room. Yet he was able to hold onto the secret of his past, compartmentalizing for everything he was worth. Not one of his coworkers had any idea who he used to be.

It was a relief that no one knew. He hated the pity he received from people once they learned his life history. The “Oh, so that explains it” follow-up look was the only thing worse.

He was glad to be another anonymous face in the crowd, judged only on what people could see of him. He didn’t want any of his coworkers to know who he used to be. Because he wasn’t that person anymore. He wasn’t.

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I splurged and bought steak. I’m not going to renew my UPS mailbox —
it’s too expensive and I don’t have enough money for it. I’m going to switch to a post office box. It’s a longer walk for me, but it’s much cheaper.

All I can think is that I got the UPS store mailbox so that I wouldn’t have to walk all the way down to the post office.

Is that irony? I don’t know.

Anyways, the Kid was away for spring break. He just got back, and I had to go to Seattle to pick him up from the airport. (BTW, he flew OUT via United, and I wasn’t that pleased with the service provided for an unaccompanied minor. Then on the way back he flew Southwest and he said it was great. Even that section of the airport was better — United’s gate has a good Chinese stir-fry place that’s affordable, but I guess Southwest has got a McDonalds from what the Kid said. Because sorry SeaTac, there’s no effing way I’m spending $8.99 for a sliced bread sandwich. It might be delicious, but I’m frugal as fuck.)

Since I’m not going to bother scrambling to cover my UPS box rent, we stopped off at Safeway to buy some food for dinner. And I saw rib-eye steak for $7.99.

So I thought, Why not?

I’ve been kind of a jerk of late. I know that I’ve been.

Then I feel sad that people aren’t all warm and huggy to me.

And I get all wrapped up in anxiety, so I can’t apologize.

And I feel bad and I’m lonely.

And I end up writing a lot of weird stuff I’m scared to share because I don’t think there’s a market for it.

And maybe it’s weird to paste all the hopes of a better world on a steak. But here’s hoping.

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Prompt: 101. date night

1. Even after all their years of marriage they still enjoyed date night. It kept their passion for each other alive.

A. Even after all their years of marriage they still enjoyed date night. It kept their passion for each other alive. Plus it was the one night a week where they left their kids with a babysitter and were able to enjoy adult conversation.

Sitting at a table for two, they would share an appetizer and each order a different entree they would split. And as they shared their food and conversation, it would feel like they were falling in love again. There would be another taste of that spark that first drew them together, and the night would end in an impassioned embrace.


2. Their date night had finally arrived and he was terrified. The last thing he wanted was to mess things up.

A. Their date night had finally arrived and he was terrified. The last thing he wanted was to mess things up. Lydia’s friendship was one of the few things he’d come to depend on in his life. He didn’t want to lose it.

Standing in front of the full-length mirror in his boxer briefs, he held a shirt in each hand and traded off holding one in front of his chest then the other. He couldn’t tell which one would look better and his nervousness was growing by the moment.

The last thing he wanted was to be all sweaty.


3. The community center had large signs set up advertising “Date Night.” It was a fun play on words for a night when people could come and pick through crates filled with fresh dates.

A. The community center had large signs set up advertising “Date Night.” It was a fun play on words for a night when people could come and pick through crates filled with fresh dates. There would be cheery music piped through the speakers and games for the children.

Everyone would come and have a fun night filling paper sacks or market bags with dates they could take home. And in-between there would be cups full of punch and a potluck dinner.

There were some people that spent the whole year looking forward to the next community Date Night.

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Prompt: 100. roller coaster

1. He rode roller coasters when he was stressed. It calmed him down and freed his mind for thinking.

A. He rode roller coasters when he was stressed. It calmed him down and freed his mind for thinking. At least, that was the explanation he always gave, borrowing heavily from his love of Grissom from CSI: Crime Scene Investigators.

There’d been the occasional person that would give him a skeptical look when he gave his line, but eventually everyone seemed to buy the fiction he was creating. It made him feel good, as though he truly had some control over the world around him. Eventually he expanded his lies, until he became someone completely different from himself.

Every person that he got to believe his stories was another proof that he was alive.


2. The string of roller coaster cars was halfway through the third loop when there was a loud snapping sound. A single piercing scream became a mass of screaming voices as the riders began to panic.

A. The string of roller coaster cars was halfway through the third loop when there was a loud snapping sound. A single piercing scream became a mass of screaming voices as the riders began to panic.

There was the creak of metal, then seemingly in slow motion that moved faster and faster, the roller coaster cars tumbled through the air to slam into the ground.

Standing to one side, a stinging pain blooming across her left cheek, she didn’t understand what she’d witnessed at first. Then her mind put things together and there were words for what she’d seen. Words that each carried their own heavy meaning, like tragedy and crash and no survivors, because there was no one moving in the wreckage.


3. The roller coaster cars reached the top of the steep incline, then plummeted over the edge to the screaming delight of the passengers.

A. The roller coaster cars reached the top of the steep incline, then plummeted over the edge to the screaming delight of the passengers. There was something about the sensation of a stomach seemingly left behind while a body rushed down and down in loops and bends and stretches of rail that had been angled up simply to give the plunging roller coaster cars speed as they rushed down and around and back to the station. It was three straight minutes of ups, downs, and loops carried along on a symphony of delighted and terrified screams and the squealing-hiss of the brakes.

When the operator hit the button that unlocked the safety bars, riders began climbing out onto the station platform in a loud swarm.

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