CHEAP FOOD

I make food. I don’t call myself a chef or anything formal like that, but I do make the food my family eats and there’s very few complaints.

I would probably write a cookbook if I had formal training and some official record of amounts. But I cook more by feel and taste than anything, adding ingredients in the amounts that please me in the moment.

So here’s some "recipes," though I leave the amounts of spice to the tastes of the eater. You know what you like best after all.


EGG "SOUP"

  • eggs
  • water
  • green onions, chopped
  • jalapenos, cut in rings (optional)
  • salt and pepper to taste

One of the things I liked eating as a kid was a kind of egg soup that was both cheap and easy to make. It can be eaten with rice or alone.

You set some water to boiling, then crack in eggs while stirring. You don’t want to whip the eggs, as you want there to be solid bits of white and yolk, but if you mix in the first egg it will flavor the water into a more broth-y flavor, and the following eggs can be broken up to cook without thoroughly mixing together. (A nice swirl of white and yellow without there being whole yolks.) Season with salt and pepper.

Add the green onions and jalapenos and simmer until the jalapenos are tender and the egg has formed a semi-solid. Sort of like a jell-o or a pudding consistency, where the egg can be cut with a spoon and eaten right out of the pan.

More water if you want it more soupy, less water if you want it to be a delicate egg dish. You can add some bouillon or a few drops of sesame oil to the broth, but it tastes good with just the eggs and green onions as the base flavor.

If you don’t have green onions or jalapenos, you can flavor the eggs with a little crushed red pepper, garlic powder, sesame oil, and salt and pepper. Maybe a small splash of soy sauce if you like.


FLOUR SOUP

  • flour
  • water

Whatever anyone says, flour and water is all that’s needed to make noodles. And if you don’t have a pasta press or the willingness to roll out and cut noodles, you can make a dough that you spoon or tear directly into your soup broth.

You mix flour with water in a bowl to a consistency of cooked oatmeal–not watery and not solid, but thick enough that if you scoop some up with a spoon it won’t immediately plop off,

I like to add salt, garlic powder, and paprika to my "dough" mix, as it will cook in the flavor, but you can leave it plain or add other flavors if you like.

You mix the "dough," cover it, and refrigerate for at least 20 minutes. This will cool it and give it a chance to thicken a bit.

When you’re ready to cook, you make a broth and add whatever vegetables and meat you’d like, then when it’s about 10 minutes from being done, you raise it to a soft boil and drop the dough in to cook, lowering the heat to a simmer once the dough is added.

I use a metal spoon and I keep my dough bits to about the size of my pinkie tip. If you drop in bigger bits you’ve got to cook them longer, or pea-sized bits cook shorter. You can tell the dough is cooked when you cut it in half and it’s no longer doughy in the middle and it doesn’t taste of flour (has kind of a translucence to it). You might have to experiment a bit, so if you want to cook a few pieces in a simmering broth to see how long it takes, it’s cool. Just put the rest of the dough back in the fridge until you’re ready.

Now, when adding the dough, I like to dip my spoon in the hot broth first, then I scoop the dough from the bowl a bit at a time, working from one edge inward (don’t scoop from the middle!).

Using a metal spoon–regular cutlery, nothing special–I try to aim for scooping about 1/3 of the spoons bowl. Like, not mounded, just a dip of the dough. And because the spoon is wet and hot, the dough will fall right off into the soup bloop.

I drop the dough into the bubbling soup a spoon at a time, making sure that the drops don’t touch each other and not stirring until the dough has a few seconds to add a skin around itself–you’re making soup, not lumpy gravy.

Once the dough is beginning to solidify, you can stir it down into the soup to free up the surface for more dough.

They’re not lovely perfect noodles–they’re like small spreading lumps–but if they’re thoroughly cooked they add a heartiness to a soup as chewy "noodles."

For my broth, I like fish bouillon, but you can use beef, chicken, or vegetable bouillon–whatever you like. If you’ve got leftover cooked meat you can chop that up and add it, same with canned clams and clam juice if you want a more seafood flavor. For vegetables I like spinach, kale, cabbage, zucchini, and bok choy, but depending on the flavor profile you’re going for you could add okra, broccoli, cauliflower, squash, potatoes, carrots, or peas, whatever you like. You can even use kimchi for a spicy "vinegary" kick.

I like a fish broth with a splash of soy sauce, crushed red pepper flakes, garlic powder, a little mirin, and then a few drops of sesame oil when the soup’s almost done.

Add the dough when the broth is boiling, then lower to a simmer until the "noodles" are thoroughly cooked.

You can eat the soup alone or with a side dish of white rice if you need it to go farther and be more filling.


More food posts to come…

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Small Gods at Amazon

I believe that entertainment media should also add something of value to a person’s life. Like, all the fun and the "Oh noes!" are there, but also a bit extra to make people pause and think.

Imagination food that hasn’t been pre-masticated by other minds.

Entertainment

"The Color of Magic" is available on Freevee.

Rincewind becomes a tour guide for the "tourist" Twoflower. Adventure ensues.

It’s a good introduction to the Discworld movies (when I started the books, I read "Pyramids" first).

Watching "The Color of Magic" makes me want to search out the rest of the movies. While wishing that they would make more (Please!)

If you haven’t read the Discworld books, you should. If you have read the books, you should watch the movies. If you have watched the movies and books, you should watch and read them again.

Terry Pratchett was an amazing writer. And the Discworld novels are brilliant. (Pyramids, Mort, Equal Rites, Sourcery, Hogfather, Small Gods, etc. etc. of brilliance upon brilliance.)

If you’ve never experienced the Discworld, do yourself a favor and familiarize yourself. You will become a much better and happier person.

And a lot less likely to be scammed by grifters.


If you’re using FireTV, you can download Freevee (it’s the renamed IMDB app), same with PlutoTV, Crackle, and Tubi. None of them ask for you to make an account and sign in, which is a plus.

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The Way of the Househusband 01 at Amazon

I don’t think some people are truly understanding the horror of the situation.

"Euronews Green: @euronewsgreen: Last night: ‘"Rainwater is no longer safe to drink anywhere on Earth, scientists say ‘Forever chemicals’ have been found by scientists in rainwater in most locations on the planet, leading to concerns over the safety of consuming rainwater.’"

People are being like "Oh no! I won’t be able to collect and drink rainwater anymore!"

Fuck you!

Why are the bees dying? Why are there less birds and animals? Why wasn’t there any fruit on the trees? What does it mean for someone’s dog when they let him stop and drink from a bucket of rainwater? When cats lick their feet after being outside?

What does it mean for the water table? For people growing crops straight in the ground? For people taking showers and walking in the rain to get places?

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TO FIX THINGS?

Some blasé "Don’t worry about the future" nonsense isn’t going to protect us from dying.

You drink that water now, and you won’t be having kids in the future.

"Well, that’s not a thing."–Okay dude, look up the aftereffects in Japan of nuclear bombs being dropped on them. The rises of leukemia and other cancers. The children of survivors that were born with serious birth defects.

It’s time to stop clowning around and get serious about the future.

If every person in every country set up a little rain collector that was able to filter out the chemicals… which could then be collected by scientists for study… we would at least be doing something.

A little bit done by a lot of people = A LOT.

They want to tell you that your small little bit means nothing. Because they want you to sit by doing NOTHING.

They want you to feel helpless and small so they can suppress a sense of community. They don’t want workers to realize that banding together makes them powerful. That the bosses are in the minority–which raises the question of why they make so much money. Which makes people wonder why there aren’t worker protection agencies that prevent things like wage theft, mismanaged worker retirement funds (like, you lost my money boss. The company should STILL have to pay full retirement benefits to EVERY worker; that money was not your money to play with), and the way they refuse to give raises to workers while management gets raise after raise.

As a means of suppressing workers, they fund network executives to produce shows that promote negativity. "Your vote doesn’t count… you’re only one person." "You can’t do anything, you’re just one person." "Why are you caring about this… nobody else cares… don’t you know it makes you look pathetic to care?"

As a result of their negativity mongering, we have societies that refuse to take any responsibility for climate change or the future.

Like, if the answer to filtering deadly forever chemicals out of the rainwater is to stretch some kind of mesh to catch and sift the water before it hits the ground…

Tell us.

There are people with money wasting it "On the environment: research to fix the problem charity banquet $10,000 a plate," and the "charity" organizer is only legally required to use 10% for the purpose advertised.

Grifters and shysters and just plain evil people are gathering up money that should actually be going to FIX THE PROBLEM. They’re lining their pockets with the lives of animals and humans.

Come up with commonsense answers.

Do the science. Figure things out. Pass out kits in schools.

Tell the people at home how they can help solve the problem.

Because we are not helpless. We just don’t know what to do.

~Harper Kingsley
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P.S. It’s like, if there could be home kits made that people pool their money to purchase for the public, and the public at home can set things up and actually help DO SOMETHING… that would be great.

Because I love nature. I love birds. I love animals. I love bees. I love butterflies. I love fruits. I love vegetables.

I don’t want the whole world to die because greedy assholes are going "YOLO!" and living their best lives at our expense.

Our politicians voted No to a $35 price cap on insulin.

WHILE putting in laws forcing people to have children.

Because they are lining their pockets with pharma-bro money.

Because they have stock in pharmaceutical companies.

Because they are such hardcore capitalists that they don’t see "affordable insulin = living children/adults." They see "expensive insulin = vacation to Cancun for me and my family."

Allies & Enemies at Amazon

I didn’t know that "Prey" was going to be released direct to Hulu, so that was kind of a pleasant surprise.

It was a good movie, much better than "Aliens VS Predator: Requiem," which was a trash fire of bad lighting and CGI you couldn’t see through all the darkness. Like, a couple of reflectors and that movie would have been upgraded 50% from blah.

I don’t want to spoil "Prey" for anyone, but if you’re into the Predator-franchise you should definitely ignore the whiners and give it a chance. It seems like everyone that’s actually watched it has enjoyed it.

PLUS it comes with dual English or Comanche dialogue, which was a cool choice on the moviemaker’s parts.

Anyways: "Prey" was a good movie, so if you’re looking for something to watch this weekend, pop yourself some popcorn and enjoy the night in with Amber Midthunder as Naru.

~Harper Kingsley
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