I think it would be kind of cool to make some of my stories free podfics, but unfortunately I have the voice of a small child and I just don’t have the money to spend on paying someone to record them for me.

My brain runs with so many ideas, but there’s not a whole lot I can do about it. It’s just one of those “If I had a million dollars…” type situations. Though if I had a million dollars, while I would still write, I would happily live off of my money.

I would probably also have a pony. That or I would commission my own chickenosaurus (featured in a back issue of Wired magazine.)

Fortress in the Eye of Time at Amazon

The transient nature of time itself is a wonderful poetry all its own. Lyrical melody that crawls into your brain through your ears and completely rearranges the ambient full-point of your brain. Leaves you trailing, yowling and wailing as you’re plunged deep into the fondant depths of depravity.

You go from a state of pure energy and goodness, a blank slate filled by the things around you. As time passes by you absorb the powerful rays and it drowns you in sound and light and FURY you cannot express in any kind of words. You die a little, only to be brought back–reborn!–from the vapor trail you left behind, the matter flexing and bending away, losing most of its solidity.

And thus you become adult, having shed most of the lightness and brightness of your younger years. In return you are imbued with the spongelike ability of absorbing ambient energy left behind by other stars. A sun alone, you twirl and burn, streamers of pyrotonic silk flaring out from your very being. A heartbeat pulsing against the backdrop of velvet night, twinkling and shining, birthing and dying.

To shed seedlings around yourself, each a little life all its own. Possibility wrapped up in a shell of fragility, cracking out of it to become just like you. Half your light, and half another, they echo what has come before.

You shed matter and energy, your light dimming before going out. A star dying in the heart of a man, you are nothing and no one, you fade into bliss.

And the universe is left a much lesser place.

Uramichi Oniisan 01 at Amazon

I’m such a gigantic nerd that I was flipping through the print copy of my own book and was like, “Hey, this is pretty good.”

I think that once I write something, my mind completely shifts away to other things and I kind of blank out on what I wrote. So even though I have a general idea of the story, I forget the details.

Here’s Chapter Nine from “Heroes & Villains”:

CHAPTER NINE

Fortress in the Eye of Time at Amazon

Currently watching some dinosaur thing. Makes me want to watch “Evolution,” that movie with David Duchovny (sp? I used to know when I was reading Mulder/Krycek slash).

It’s some pretty interesting stuff and I can see why some authors are drawn to the idea of writing “Terra Nova” type stories. Unfortunately, I don’t have the knowledge base to draw from to write something like that. Well, I could write it. But it probably wouldn’t be any good ^_^  That or it would end up more like “Evolution” than “Walking With Dinosaurs.” Just a tiny bit of dino knowledge mixed with a healthy dose of hubris.

So if I ever write a time travel human/dino story, it’s gonna have to be some kind of parody/comedy story with everything totally over the top. Like, I don’t know, some guy screws up his time machine and ends up in the paleolithic where he has to deal with gigantic carnivores while trying to fix his machine. (Makes me think of that stupid Syfy movie with Joe Flanigan not being John Sheppard. I spent the whole movie gritting my teeth and asking God “Why are they so frickin’ stupid?” God did not reply.)

Anyways, I’m going to go watch “Evolution.” You should watch it too. It’s pretty hilarious.

Summary: A firefighting cadet, two college professors, and a geeky-but-sexy government scientist work against an alien organism that has been rapidly evolving ever since its arrival on Earth inside a meteor.  Starring: David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, Julianne Moore, Seann William Scott (he’s so cute!)