Beatrice the Biologist: Superheroes

I love these ideas more than is probably healthy. I find myself being inspired by these superheroes/supervillains(?) and might have to do some research.

You’re a superhero come to arrest some baddies, but oh no! It’s Sea Cucumber Woman, gross! While she makes off with her bag of stolen goodies, she casually reaches in through her mouth and pulls out something pulsing and squishy purple. You try to dodge out of the way, but … Ugh.

Amoeba Woman absorbs you into her amorphous body and begins to squeeze. You struggle and attempt to break away, but once she’s got you in her grasp, the only escape is the GRAVE!

Fungus Woman may look like she’s got a serious skin condition, but once you get close enough to catch a whiff of her alluring spores, it’s already too late. Lulled into a state of dreamy reticence, you don’t even notice the almost silvery webbing forming over your skin, strands of frothy white forming as you are consumed alive.

Link: http://www.beatricebiologist.com/

Hogfather at Amazon

Recommended reading:

Daron’s Guitar Chronicles, by Cecilia Tan [mm, rock and roll]

Updates weekly on Tuesdays and Thursdays at http://daron.ceciliatan.com/. It’s hundreds of thousands of words into the series, so you might want to pick up the ebooks to catch up.

Volume 1 is free, if you want to get started with reading, otherwise the ebooks are $4.99 each.

Blurb borrowed from Smashwords: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Coming out and coming of age in the days of AIDS, MTV, Reaganomics, and Just Say No. Daron Marks is a young guitar player with a dream: make it big like the guys he grew up idolizing in New Jersey–or at least escape his dysfunctional family. He makes it as far as music school in Rhode Island, and the stages of Boston beckon. But it’s hard to succeed from the closet.

Daron’s Guitar Chronicles: Volume 1 [Amazon] [Smashwords] [Scribd].
Daron’s Guitar Chronicles: Volume 2 [Amazon] [Smashwords] [Scribd].
Daron’s Guitar Chronicles: Volume 3 [Amazon] [Smashwords] [Scribd].
Daron’s Guitar Chronicles: Volume 4 [Amazon] [Smashwords] [Scribd].
Daron’s Guitar Chronicles: Volume 5 [Amazon] [Smashwords] [Scribd].
Daron’s Guitar Chronicles: Omnibus Edition Volume 1 (print).

You can also find all five volumes on Scribd if you’ve got a subscription.

Tomorrow is Cecilia Tan’s birthday. So everyone wish her a happy day 🙂 She’s also running a Kickstarter that begins on her birthday.

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C.J. Cherryh [science fiction, fantasy]

Science fiction and fantasy author. She’s written a ton of books, and having read most of them, I would rate her as my favorite overall author. The ones listed here are the ones that I consider some of her best.

The Fortress Series: [Wikipedia] My favorite!
Blurb borrowed from Scribd: Deep in an abandoned, shattered castle, an old man of the Old Magic muttered almost forgotten words. His purpose — to create out of the insubstance of the air, from a shimmering of light and a fluttering of shadows. That most wondrous of spells, a Shaping. A Shaping in the form of a, young man who will be sent east on the road the old was to old to travel. To right the wrongs of a long-forgotten wizard war, and call new wars into being.

Fortress In the Eye of Time [Amazon] [Scribd].
Fortress of Eagles [Amazon] [Scribd].
Fortress of Owls [Amazon] [Scribd].
Fortress of Dragons [Amazon] [Scribd].
Fortress of Ice [Amazon] [Scribd].

Downbelow Station [Wikipedia] [Amazon].

Merchanter’s Luck [Wikipedia] — The single version is no longer available, but Alliance Space [Amazon] contains Merchanter’s Luck and Forty Thousand In Gehenna.

Cyteen [Wikipedia] [Amazon].
Regenesis [Wikipedia] [Amazon].

The Chanur novels: [Wikipedia].
The Chanur Saga (The Pride of Chanur, Chanur’s Venture, The Kif Strike Back) [Amazon].
Chanur’s Endgame (Chanur’s Homecoming, Chanur’s Legacy) [Amazon].

Faded Sun Trilogy [Wikipedia] [Amazon].

The Deep Beyond [Amazon] comprises Serpent’s Reach and Cuckoo’s Egg. Both stories are particular favorites of mine, so this is a great deal.
Serpent’s Reach [Wikipedia].
Cuckoo’s Egg [Wikipedia].

The Morgaine Saga (Gate of Ivrel, Well of Shiuan, Fires of Azeroth) [Wikipedia] [Amazon].

Foreigner universe: [Wikipedia].
Arc 1 (Foreigner, Invader, Inheritor): focuses on an assassination attempt against Bren Cameron, an act illegal by the peace treaty made following the War of the Landing. The attempt proves to be a conspiracy by factions of humans and atevi to depose Bren as the paidhi, or official translator between the two cultures. The Starship Phoenix returns, causing the entire system to come out of balance, causing political unrest on both Mospheira and the mainland, and while the atevi change from simple rocketry to advanced single-stage-to-orbit shuttles, radically altering their economic and industrial base in the process.
Foreigner [Amazon].
Invader [Amazon].
Inheritor [Amazon].
Arc 2 (Precursor, Defender, Explorer): focuses on Bren as he is elevated by Tabini to be the Lord of the Heavens, making him a lord of the aishidi’tat with authority to negotiate. Bren is then charged with taking Tabini’s heir, Cajeiri, and Ilisidi, Cajeri’s great grandmother, to see to a threat of aliens encountered by Phoenix, but Bren and the aiji-dowager must first solve a mutiny aboard Phoenix.
Precursor [Amazon].
Defender [Amazon].
Explorer [Amazon].
Arc 3 (Destroyer, Pretender, Deliverer): focuses on the return of Bren Cameron, Ilisidi and Cajeiri from deep space and their encounter with the alien Kyo. They find the aishidi’tat in tatters, Tabini-aiji rumored to be dead, and Murini, the pretender-aiji, on the throne in Shejidan. The kyo will expect to meet a unified planet under the rule of Tabini-aiji. Bren, the dowager, and the aiji must restore order before the kyo arrive for negotiations.
Destroyer [Amazon].
Pretender [Amazon].
Deliverer [Amazon].
Arc 4 (Conspirator, Deceiver, Betrayer): set in the immediate aftermath of the third arc, and is set against the shifting political relations between the different Atevi ethnic factions. With Tabini restored in Shejidan, Cameron must find a way to stabilise the Eastern and coastal regions where he has his own Lordly estate. The peace gained with the restoration of Tabini’s rule is threatened by long standing ethnic and cultural differences between the ruling Ragi Atevi and the more conservative Edi and Eastern clans.
Conspirator [Amazon].
Deceiver [Amazon].
Betrayer [Amazon].
Arc 5 (Intruder, Protector, Peacemaker)
Intruder [Amazon].
Protector [Amazon].
Peacemaker [Amazon].

The Gene Wars universe: [Wikipedia].
Hammerfall [Scribd] [Amazon].
Forge of Heaven [Scribd] [Amazon].

Ealdwood Stories: [Wikipedia].
The Dreaming Tree (single volume containing The Dreamstone, and The Tree of Swords and Jewels) [Amazon].

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The Borderlands series, by Lorna Freeman [fantasy]

For some reason, the first two books are unavailable except in used editions, which some people have taken advantage of to sell their copies for obscene amounts. The series is good, but not $22-54 good.

Hopefully if there’s enough interest, the two books will be reissued at a reasonable, non-exploitative price. Remember when Kirith Kirin [$4.99 for kindle] went out of print, then enough people wanted it that there was a rush to sell the used copies and some sellers wanted $375+ and then when another edition was published the cover price was over $20?

For used books, always check Abebooks.com before paying a ton of money. And while you’re there, don’t forget to look up Elizabeth Willey and The Merro-Tree by Katie Waitman.

Book One: Covenants (out of print, used copies).
Book Two: The King’s Own (out of print, used copies).
Book Three: Shadows Past.
Book Four: The Reckoning Flames (forthcoming?).

Blurb borrowed from Amazon: When Rabbit joined the Royal Army of Iversterre, he was just trying to get off the family farm. Instead, he got mixed up with a magical from the Border, learned he couldn’t escape his noble lineage, and developed some surprising talents that he can’t always control. But with Iversterre sliding toward the abyss, Rabbit needs to master his powers quickly-before someone else does it for him.

Strangely, though she made mention of a fourth book, Lorna Freeman seems to have disappeared sometime in 2011. She made a post to her blog January 1, and that was it. No more sightings of her on the Internet, no mentions of her popping in anywhere IRL, nothing. It’s kind of mysterious and spooky.

She wrote this excellent series, and her fans would love to hear more from her. I hope that she is well.

The Way of the Househusband 01 at Amazon

Release date for Allies & Enemies

Found out the release date for Allies & Enemies — July 16th, 2014 from Less Than Three Press. I don’t have a cover to show you yet, but it’s coming 🙂

I am so excited because I’ve been swallowing down all these spoilery-type comments or what have yous because the events of Allies & Enemies are very startling. There’s a reason why I couldn’t give any tasty excerpts from later in the book … because things get heavy. Like whoa.

Allies & Enemies” is the second novel in the Heroes & Villains series. It can be read as a standalone novel, though the backstory from “Heroes & Villains” would probably make it a better experience for readers.


Recommended Reading:

Armor, by John Steakley [military sci-fi]

The book is only available in print, but it’s worth the buy. If you’re into military sci-fi, bad assery, body armor, and humans versus giant bugs, you definitely need to add this book to your collection.

Blurb borrowed from The Official Unofficial John Steakley Site: Armor is the tale of Felix, a scout fighting in a brutal war on a planet known as Banshee. While on the surface it’s an action/sci-fi book like Starship Troopers [Heinlein] (which it was inspired by), it’s much, much more. It’s the story of a man who simply does not want to live anymore, but has a thing inside of him (he calls it his Engine) that will not allow him to simply lay down and die. So he lives on, fighting through hopeless battle after hopeless battle with no hope of either victory or defeat.

Blur borrowed from Wikipedia: Armor is a military science fiction novel by John Steakley. It has some superficial similarities with Robert A. Heinlein’s Starship Troopers (such as the military use of exoskeletons and insect-like alien enemies) but concentrates more on the psychological effects of violence on human beings rather than on the political aspects of the military, which was the focus of Heinlein’s novel.

My thoughts: I recently recommended Armor to someone and it brought up all these feelings in me, so much that I went back and read the book again. And it’s still as mind-blowing as the first time I read it as a teenager.

It is unfortunate that John Steakley died before he could complete the sequel to Armor, though I’ve recently found out that he allowed an excerpt of the work to be put online. Here’s the link to the Armor 2 excerpt. I’m curious to know how much of the novel was completed and whether there will ever come a time when the fragments will be available to the public.

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Elfhome, by Wen Spencer [urban fantasy] (Elfhome, Book 3)

Currently available for the Kindle price of $3.99. If you’ve got the rest of the series or you’re starting your collection, this is a great deal.

Summary borrowed from Amazon: #3 in the groundbreaking, award-winning Elfhome series. Pittsburgh, PA has been magically transported to a world of elves and magic in order to stave off a monstrous invasion of Earth. Now Tinker must root out and destroy an evil plot.

Elfhome. A world of powerful magic, beautiful elves, man-eating trees, frost-breathing wargs, and god-like dragons. Pittsburgh. A city that has been stranded deep in virgin elfin forest to stave off an invasion by the merciless oni. Its population of sixty thousand humans and a handful of elves are pitted in war that will only end in genocide. Winter is coming. Supplies are running low. All political ties are fraying. Hidden somewhere in Pittsburgh’s crumbling neighborhoods, a vanguard of oni are growing in number and attacking from the shadows.

Girl genius Tinker was once a human orphan, growing up on the Pittsburgh streets. Now she’s an elf princess with all the bells and whistles. She rules over a melting pot of humans, elves, half-oni, and the crow-like tengu. Tinker is determined to make her city a place of freedom. She’s going to have to kick butt and take names. Seven elf children are already missing — and the oni eat their prisoners when they outlive their usefulness.

Book One: Tinker
Book Two: Wolf Who Rules
Book Three: Elfhome
Book Four: Wood Sprites (forthcoming)

Tinker introduces our titular main character, Alexander Graham Bell, better known as Tinker. Girl genius caught up in strange happenings in a Pittsburgh that travels back and forth into Faerie. She saves Wolf Who Rules and finds herself dragged into adventure, danger, and a plot by the secretive and evil oni.

Wolf Who Rules continues Tinker’s story as she faces the mistakes that she’s made and desperately tries to fix things. All while following the yellow brick road.

My thoughts: This series is a lot of fun and I have a great deal of fondness for Tinker. I was pleased that the latest book, Elfhome, includes Oilcan’s story as it happens, and I can’t wait for the fourth book, Wood Sprites, which is coming in September of 2014.

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Jurisdiction Series, by Susan R. Matthews

Blurb borrowed from Amazon: Andrej Koscuisko had graduated with the highest honors from the Mayon Medical Center and could have started a lucrative private practice. But his father had other plans for him, sending him to Fleet Orientation Station Medical where he will learn to become a Ship’s Surgeon, a highly skilled torturer armed with the powerful Writ of Inquistion. Unable to escape his brutal training, Koscuisko will have to reconcile his natural empathy for the sick with a dark secret he will learn about himself.

Blurb borrowed from Amazon: Under Jurisdiction torture isn’t about truth. It’s about terror.

The Jurisdiction’s Bench has come to rely on the institutionalized atrocities of the Protocols to maintain its control of an increasingly unstable political environment. When Andrej Koscuisko, a talented young doctor, reports to orientation as a Ship’s Inquisitor he will discover in himself something far worse than a talent for inflicting grotesque torments on the Bench’s enemies. He will confront a passion for the exercise of the Writ to Inquire whose intensity threatens to consume him utterly.

As he struggles to find some thread of justice and compassion under the Law, as he fights to hang on to what remains to him of his sanity, he will make powerful enemies who are eager to use his knowledge, his empathy, his passion against anyone who challenges the Bench.

Book One: An Exchange of Hostages (Andrej Koscuisko).
Book Two: Prisoner of Conscience (Andrej Koscuisko).
Book Three: Angel of Destruction.
Book Four: Hour of Judgment (Andrej Koscuisko).
Book Five: The Devil and Deep Space (Andrej Koscuisko).
Book Six: Warring States (Andrej Koscuisko).

My thoughts: I liked the original covers a lot, but I’m just happy that this series is available for a reasonable price. The books all seem to be $4.99 in Kindle format. I’ve really only read the Andrej Koscuisko novels, as I didn’t even realize the other stories were part of the same series.

These are some really gritty books that involve torture and sadism. Andrej is a man that knows he has some very sick impulses, but he can’t seem to help himself. It’s kind of like those Star Trek mirror-verse stories where Bones is Emperor Pike’s personal medic and receives Kirk as his slave — Bones enjoys bringing pain even as he’s a talented healer and refuses to take it when he catches his wife cheating on him. He goes after her and her lover, then takes custody of his little darling Joanna, with gladiator/pleasure slave Kirk as her secondary caregiver.

Except Andrej doesn’t have a whole lot of sex and it doesn’t happen on-screen, as it were. He likes hurting people, but otherwise is very polite, clean, has impecable manners, and comes from a family that’s like something out of an old Russian play (though I’m not sure if everyone dies).

I haven’t read the books in several years, as I couldn’t find copies to purchase, so it’s a great find that they’re newly available as ebooks. I’ve got to move some money around, but these are definitely going on my to-buy list.

EDITED: I bought the first two books, and whoa. I did not remember how psychologically twisty and disturbing everything was. There’s more sex than I remembered and I’d forgotten how angry the Bench could make me. This series is definitely for Mature or Adult audiences only.

I’d forgotten that Andrej was forced to join the Fleet by his father, who had been a member back when things were different and before torture interrogation became so wide spread and abused.

Still, the world is gritty and fascinating. I am going to finish getting the rest of the series, though I would recommend that you sample the second or third book before buying the first book, as An Exchange of Hostages introduces the world and doesn’t get into the nitty-gritty until after the sample would be done.

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Wolf’s Hour, by Robert R. McCammon [historical fantasy]

This book had been out of print for a long time, and now it’s finally available again, though seemingly only as an ebook ($7.99). Still, this is really exciting because this has got to be one of the greatest werewolf books I’ve ever read.

Beginning during World War II, we’re thrust directly into the action with our main character then there’s a break during the second part of the book that goes back to when Michael was Mikhail and how he became a werewolf, then things go back to the “current” action happening. The writing is great, the story is spellbinding, and this has to be McCammon’s best. I love it!

Blurb borrowed from Amazon: On the eve of D-Day, a British secret agent with unique powers goes behind Nazi lines

Michael Gallatin is a British spy with a peculiar talent: the ability to transform himself into a wolf. Although his work in North Africa helped the Allies win the continent in the early days of World War II, he quit the service when a German spy shot his lover in her bed. Now, three years later, the army asks him to end his retirement and parachute into occupied Paris. A mysterious German plan called the Iron Fist threatens the D-Day invasion, and the Nazi in charge is the spy who betrayed Michael’s lover. The werewolf goes to France for king and country, hoping for a chance at bloody vengeance.

Other classics by Robert R. McCammon:

Swan Song [apocalypse].
Stinger [aliens].
They Thirst [vampires].
Usher’s Passing [horror].

You can tell that a lot of these stories were written in the late-80s/early-90s, but they’re still fun reads. Swan Song has to be my favorite apocalypse book, possibly because of nostalgia, but whatever the reason it’s got a spot in my heart.

Witch King at Amazon

I remember a time many years ago when CNN used to report news. It was a golden age of television when “24-hour news source” actually meant there would be more than one story, and the speculation and sensationalism was kept to the minimum. But that time has passed.

In recent years, CNN has been relegated to rehashing and regurgitating the same story over and over again for weeks at a time. They badger the victims of horrible crimes, and if the victims are unavailable, they go after their family members, their friends, and even strangers that happen to live in the same town.

BREAKING NEWS!!! “This is John, he might possibly have known the victim at some time in his life. He says she liked to chew gum and she wore shoes.” Gasp!

I personally wouldn’t care so much that CNN has become a steaming pile of poop, except my dad is a big fan of the show. He’s been a faithful fan of CNN for years, yet even he is growing frustrated with the crap they dare to pass as news. He gets frustrated with the so-called stories, he gets angry at the partisan commercials, and he rants about the stupidity displayed by the news anchors and the network. And I have to listen to it all, and I would just like to say, “No thank you, CNN. No thank you.”

I get angry at the victim-blaming. I get angry at the way CNN picks and picks at the same story, making up their own news as they see fit, and the insensitive way they badger the victims and their families. Poor grieving people not even given the chance to process the fact that their loved ones have been so badly damaged or even killed, yet there CNN is, jamming a camera in their faces, demanding to know “How does it feel?”

Well I’ll tell you what CNN, when I feel like crap just watching you victimize people, I can only think that you are doing irreparable damage in your quest for ratings. It is disgusting.

I was sad enough when the History Channel stopped being about history, but when news channels stop being about news … Is it any wonder that people turn to the Internet for some kind of sanity in news reporting?