NOTE: this is pretty raw. If you want to point out things I need to edit, that’s fine. This whole story needs a thorough going over before it gets submitted anywhere. (What a hot sexy mess.)

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There was the acrid stink of smoke filling the air, along with the screams and desperate cries of the hurt and dying. The street in front of Caspian Dukes was a wreckage of twisted metal where dozens of vehicles had collided.

He felt helpless. Tragedy had already happened and he didn’t know how they could clear away this mess. His mouth tasted sour with failure.

One hour ago he was eating a food truck taco and contemplating a nap. Now he was looking at a triage situation he didn’t feel up to handling.

The lifestyle was wearing him down. Statistically speaking, most superheroes retired out of the field by their tenth year of active duty. He’d been doing this job for close to thirty.

He didn’t think that he was quite ready to retire, but he might cut back on some duty shifts. He wouldn’t do anyone any good if he let himself burn out.

Maybe it’s time for a nice vacation, he thought. Surf, sand, and a chance to get my gills wet.

Just the thought of immersing himself in the ocean soothed some of the tension out of his shoulders. Enough that he was able to focus on the task at hand.

As the old timers had said, the ocean always called their people home in the end.

“All right, boys and girls, the situation has changed,” Caspian called out. “It’s time to focus on cleaning up the mess rather than making it. I want each of you to pair up with an Emergency Services team. It’s search and rescue time. Follow the orders of the ES team leader and be careful, safe, and smart. Understood?”

The Junior League members answered in unison, “Yes, sir!” There wasn’t an ounce of hesitation as they rushed forward to rescue the wounded and comfort the dying. They were strong as a unit, even the ones that had never worked together.

Smart, loyal, and quick to follow the orders of their superiors–they were a good bunch of kids and Caspian felt proud watching them swarm the scene. Maybe he was getting old, but the new League members looked younger to him every year. He couldn’t remember a time when he was ever so young and eager to please. There was a part of him that secretly wanted to wrap them up in bubble wrap and deliver them back to their parents safe and sound, which was ridiculous because they were competent professionals that wouldn’t have appreciated his babying.

He shook his head and stalked forward to do his own part. People needed his help.

Trusting that the Juniors would know to give him a yell if they needed him, he helped a couple of Emergency Service officers by ripping the passenger side door off of a car that had been crumpled like a tin can in the fist of a giant. A single peek through the window showed that the driver–a young woman with blood darkened hair shrouding her face–was dead, but the man next to her was weakly struggling with his seatbelt, his dazed eyes unable to focus. He seemed frantic to reach the toddler screaming in the backseat.

“Hold on, buddy,” Caspian said. “Don’t try to move.”

He stepped out of the way of the rescue workers and their backboard, wishing that the car had been a four-door so he could get to the kid. She was unharmed, though the shock of the crash had turned to terror of the unknown. Interspersed with her shrieks were what sounded like the words “Mama!” and “Dada!” and he couldn’t help feeling sorry for her as only one of them was ever going to answer.

Once the father was out of the way and being loaded onto a gurney, Caspian was quick to pull the toddler out of her car seat, turning her so she didn’t get a good look at her mother’s body. “Sh, sh, it’s all right,” he murmured, patting her back and giving her a quick once over.

Her small hands fisted against the front of his uniform and her shrieks trailed into hiccuping cries. Her head moved back and forth, trying to see where “Dada!” had gone, but Caspian kept her turned away from where the paramedics worked. There was quite a bit of blood and he didn’t want to traumatize her more than she already was.

Looking around, he knew she was going to have plenty of stuff to talk about with her future therapist. She’d lost her mother, and her father was probably going to be spending some time in the hospital.

“Here, I’ll take her.” Caspian turned to look at the man that had spoken. He was wearing an Emergency Service uniform along with a Megacity Mavens baseball cap. “You’ve got other stuff to handle.”

“Thanks,” Caspian said. He carefully passed the toddler over, reining in his superhuman strength. He’d feel terrible if he accidentally hurt her, especially after everything else she’d experienced.

Stepping away from the totaled car, he looked around to see where he was most immediately needed. It took a moment for his eyes to adjust to what he was seeing, like some horrible optical illusion coming into focus.

The street was a scene of damage and destruction. The epicenter was three low buildings close together. From the way the awning had been blown across the street from the middle building–with its plaster pillars shattered and broken mirrors everywhere–Caspian thought that it had been the main site of the disaster.

There was a ten-year-old boy seated on the curb, a vacant expression on his dirty face. He was cradling something in his hands and his dark brown hair was nearly white on top from plaster dust. When he glanced up at Caspian’s approach, his eyes were a startling shade of blue. It was such a striking sight that Caspian hitched his step.

“Hey, kid.” Caspian didn’t bother faking a smile. The situation was too raw to be made light of yet. “Do you know what happened here?”

The boy looked up at him. His hands shifted and Caspian briefly glimpsed the watch that he held. “It was Becky. She said that she wasn’t feeling good. Then all this happened.”

“I see. And who is Becky?” Caspian asked. The first responders would have gathered the information on their arrival, but it didn’t hurt to get a first hand account when he could.

“She’s a girl in my class.” The boy rubbed the back of his hand under his nose. “She’s dead now. Can I call my dad? I want to go home.”

“It will be a little while,” Caspian said. “You’re going to have to be patient.”

The boy hunched his shoulders with a sigh.

/EXCERPT

– So yeah, “All That Remains” starts off with Caspian being called out to the scene of an out-of-control Manifestation. The girl’s sudden powers and Nor-gene mutation result in tragedy. But it also results in Caspian meeting a powerful young boy.

Bum-bum-BAH!

Small Gods at Amazon

ARCHER => S1 E8. “The Rock.” Sterling and Lana are out on a mission and things go pear-shaped.

The tech team is busy with their own issues and not offering the support necessary. As a result, the agents are left to hang for a while, depending on intel that’s going sourer by the moment.

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Ah, the joys of working for a Company with a small Operations budget, Opal sighed.

She was hanging from a paracord rope she’d woven herself. The carabiners and gloves were new, but the rest of her gear was stuff she’d cobbled together on the fly.

The woman she was facing was neatly pressed and poised. She looked like she’d just stepped out of a military supply catalogue, all black leather and web belts. She looked professional and ultra-competent at her job. She was intimidating.

“I think you’re going to hand me that sapphire,” the taller woman said. Her gun was unwavering in her left hand.

“You’d really shoot a stranger in the face over a rock?” Opal demanded, all hurt feelings and accusation.

You’d let a stranger shoot you in the face?” The woman cocked one eyebrow. “I think that says more about you than it does about me. Now do what I say and roll that sapphire my way.”

Staring down the barrel of the gun, Opal wore her most fearless expression. “My boss is going to hate me, thanks-a-freaking-lot, the least you can do is aim that at my forehead. I’d rather they need to use some skull putty rather than a whole reassembly kit. I was promised a Viking funeral when I die and I want to look beautiful for me mother. You know how it is. I’ve spent my whole life running away from dresses, so I owe it to Mummy to be the little girl she always wanted.”

As she spoke, Opal crouched with the giant sapphire in her left hand, poised to roll it skeeball-style. She drew her arm back, but at the last moment she spun her whole body around on the toe plate in her right boot.

It was a little harrowing to have shots pass so close to her head, but she didn’t let herself hesitate.

The rope was a hindrance as she dodged to the right, but she was going to need it to get back up to the roof. She shoved the sapphire into her hip pouch, trusting that the velcro would seal it up safe as she slammed her hands flat on the floor and began spinning her legs as fast as she could around the rope, winding it around her thighs.

She huffed out a breath as she shoved off the floor, reaching up to grab the rope and pull herself up higher and faster. It wasn’t graceful or lovely–nothing like the rope dancing at the class she’d taken–but it was enough to get her up to the hole she’d burned into the ceiling. Bullets pinged against the rafters and she yelped when a graze dug a furrow against her right side.

Opal clambered out of the hole faster than she’d gone down, log rolling across the asphalt of the rooftop toward the anchoring spike she’d used to attach her rope. She tried to stand up and almost fell over, the rope tightly tangled around her legs and hips.

“Shit.” She fumbled the knife out of her sleeve and began sawing through the paracord. She needed to get her ass out of here before Miss Brown-Eyes decided to shoot her in the face gangland style.

/END EXCERPT

 

Witch King at Amazon

Bananas –

So Mother Jones wrote this => “The Only Way to Save Your Beloved Bananas Might Be Genetic Engineering” <= which, you know, TL;DR, I’m guessing we’re gonna have to start growing our own bananas if we want to have some in the future.

It’s late here as I’m writing this, though this post won’t go live until tomorrow morning because of some weird scheduling thing happening with Semagic. Anyways, I’m sleepy, I’m bored, I’m totally unfocused thought-wise and personality-wise. But I feel like the banana issue might be somehow important to me in the a.m., so here’s some links and shit to kickstart my future brain. You can use them if you want. (Yeah, I love you too.)

WikiHow: How to Grow Banana Plants — http://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Banana-Plants. “Having your own access to delicious, healthy bananas can be wonderful if you’re prepared for an extensive growing period. If you live in a warm climate or have a good indoor growing location, read on to learn about the yearlong journey of banana plant gardening.”

Weekend Gardener: How to Grow Bananas Indoors – http://www.weekendgardener.net/fruit/grow-bananas-indoors-011001.htm. “In addition to bringing a fresh look to your house, they do well with minimum maintenance, are self-fruitful, so they don’t need a pollinator, and all banana varieties do well indoors. Basically, there is no reason not to try a banana if you really want a fun project this winter.”

BTW, you can totally grow your own pineapple tree from the top of a delicious, delicious pineapple. Sure, it might not make fruit for years, but a pineapple plant is a pretty decoration for your living room. And, you know, after the apocalyse you’re going to be super popular if you’re the only a-hole that can produce pineapples for parties. I mean, who wouldn’t love a tasty pina colada[1] while the world burns?

And if you’ve got the bananas anyway, why not make yourself some banana bread? It’s one of the simplest baking things ever.


I make mine in a 9×12 pyrex pan lined with parchment paper (which lets me skip the “grease the pan” step). And sure, the bread comes out as a big, two-inch thick block, but that’s fine. I still bake it for 60 minutes, it’s still delicious, and it has that firm yet springy texture that I enjoy.

I use the edges of the parchment paper to slide it and the banana bread out of the pan and onto a rack to cool for around 2 hours. And then I cut it down the middle lengthwise, and then in half. This gives me four pieces that are 4.5 inches x 6 inches. The quarters can then be wrapped up in plastic wrap and tinfoil before being frozen, or I can just scarf them down as is, because it’s really hard to resist such deliciousness for very long.

I slice the banana bread quarters into the desired thickness. They look kind of like biscotti, but not all hard and crunchy.

BTW, for this batch I added some ground ginger and ground nutmeg, which gave it a bit of a kick. This recipe is pretty basic, which leaves it open for experimentation–walnuts, chocolate chips, raisins, craisins, ground cloves, whatever floats your boat. It will probably be delicious.

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1. How to make rum: WikiHow

Takes about 4-10 days. Preparation time is 4-6 weeks. Yields approximately 2-3 liters of rum.

Ingredients:
5.5 lbs molasses
5.5 lbs sugar
5.2 gallons distilled water
1.5 ounces hydrated yeast
additional distilled water
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A book I recommend is “How to Do Absolutely Everything: Homegrown Projects from Real Do-It-Yourself Experts” by Instructables.com. It’s a compilation of some of the better projects from the site. Includes instructions on growing your own pineapple.

Like seriously, dude, if you’ve got any kind of DIY project in mind, Instructables–along with WikiHow–is one of the first sites you should hit up for ideas. There’s so many incredible people out there. It’s not any kind of shame to follow in their footsteps.

Pick up some seeds from Amazon — Dwarf Cavendish Banana Tree Certified 5 Seeds. Current price: >$7

Fortress in the Eye of Time at Amazon

Mung beans

I ordered a 5-pound bag of mung bean seeds. They’re supposed to show up tomorrow and I can’t help being excited. (UPDATED: They’re here! They’re here!)

I bought a new strainer to grow these babies in. (Maangchi grew soybeans in a strainer she kept on her kitchen counter. I saw her do it on her site, Maangchi.com. It only took a week or so before she was cooking them and eating them.) It’s bright red with black handles.

I’m already thrilling about all the beansprouts we can eat. (Sadly, there were no soybeans in my price range.)

mung/soybean sprouts
sesame oil
salt
green onion (optional)
white onion (optional)
carrot (optional)
spinach (optional)
mushroom (optional)
-You can choose whatever mix of vegetables you like. It’s the sauce that makes them taste so good. Once you get the right blend, you can have some awesome banchan going. Or you could throw all the vegetables with some bulgogi and cellophane noodles for some chapchae.
-You can blanch the mung beansprouts–dip them for a minute in boiling water–and stir fry them in sesame oil and seasonings. A good mix is sesame oil, garlic powder, julienned onion, and salt.

These sprouts are your base. You add them to other recipes or you can eat them just like this. It’s very tasty, very fresh; I eat them cold right from the fridge.

Add crushed red pepper flakes, green onion, soy sauce, spinach salad[1], sugar (optional), julienned pickled carrot (optional), julienned pickled garlic (Pickled in soy sauce with maybe some whole jalapenos or onions; optional), and raw julienned onion to a bowl; mix together without mashing. Enjoy with rice as a side dish, or turn it into a star by adding it to a soup[2].

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1. Spinach salad — clean, rinse, and blanch your fresh spinach to desired level of doneness. (Get a nice green color without going to mush by immediately draining and rinsing the spinach with cold water to stop the cooking process.) Add a dressing of sesame oil, garlic, onion, green onion, and salt.

SUBSTITUTIONS: For another dressing idea, you can use sesame oil, garlic, onion, green onion, soy sauce, and sugar.

ADDITIONS: Add julienned carrot, white onion, daikon radish, zuchinni, cucumbers or beansprouts with the spinach. You might have to boil them longer for a more desired doneness, so throw them in the pot of boiling water and set your timer to 5 minutes. When it gets to how long your spinach needs to cook, add it to the water. Drain everything into the same strainer and rinse.

That’s like five vegetables right there. And vegetable-haters will be eating the heck out of them when you make chapchae, kimbap, veggie pancakes, scrambled eggs, soup… anything. Spinach salad is delicious with anything, even if you can’t afford the spinach.

2. Spicy clam soup is the best. Though I’m in love with any miso/bonito based soup. I’ll throw anything into the pot and it’ll come out delicious.

Soup base: water, bonito (fish bouillon), garlic, onion, sugar, and soy sauce heated to boiling.
-ADDITIONS: tofu cut into chunks; clams in the shell or rinsed from the can; potato; beef; chicken; pork; shrimp; zucchini; carrot; radish; brussels sprouts; asparagus; bok choy; beansprouts; jalapenos; celery; cabbage; kimchi; udon noodles, napa cabbage; torn noodles; octopus; crab; lobster; fish; wontons or mandu; meat raviolis.
-ADDITIONS: you can add gochujang (hot pepper paste) to your broth, though people usually either like a little bit or a lot; not in-between. Still, the right mix of vegetables, gochujang, and bonito will blow your mind.
Soup closer: stir in the miso in the last couple of minutes or just before you turn off the heat.
-OPTIONAL: With the soup in the serving dish, garnish with green onions, seaweed flakes, fish flakes, dry squid or fish pieces. Or eat as is.
OPTIONAL: When it’s still boiling, add an egg before turning off the heat. You want to let the white cook a bit before popping the yolk. It keeps them from merging, and also lets the yolk solidify a bit before it mixes with the broth.

Eat the soup by itself or as a side dish with rice,

Remember: when choosing your vegetables, things like celery and radish have strong flavors. Only add a little bit of them. And with things that can fall apart or break into small pieces like broccoli and cauliflower, maybe cook them separately and add to the soup just before it comes off the stove. Same thing when you choose your noodles–maybe pour the soup over them in the bowl or add them at the last minute.
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I also think it will be cool to watch the mung beans grow. I’m not sure if the plants will thrive in my yard, but I want to at least try.

mung bean seeds
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Brine shrimp

The Kid was talking about bringing home a hydra from his science class. So I ordered some brine shrimp with which to feed them.

He forgot the hydra. It’s winter break, so they’re all going to be dead by the time he gets back to school. The project didn’t require that all of them live (I think that’s a kinda cruel way to handle things, but that’s nature.) and the teacher isn’t going to keep feeding them. Which is a bit wasteful, since I’ve heard it’s hard to get hydra outside of classroom settings, but it’s her prerogative.

Now I have a vial of brine shrimp eggs and no carnivorous aquatic plant(?) to feed them to. I wonder how long they’ll stay viable. (UPDATED: It seems that they stay good for YEARS. That’s good information to know.)

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I wasn’t very enthusiastic about him bringing the hydra home, but now that I think on it, I wish he hadn’t forgotten.

Research has suggested that hydra are difficult to purchase, though you can find them in nature. So if you grew your own in a tank and created whole ecosystems for them to breed in, you can sell healthy hydra to pet owners. Make a whole set/kit, like the old ant farms, and sell them at affordable prices. People would buy it.

I want to buy it. Or at least have a kit gifted to me. Raising hydra seems like a fun home-science experiment to do with the Kid.

From what I understand, hydra are more interesting than brine shrimp, but not as messy as fish and lizards. I’m thinking you can grow both hydra and brine shrimp in the same tank if you plant the hydra in one corner. I even heard something about daphnia too.

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DIY Google Cardboard VR

The Kid chose this as his Christmas gift. I’m not quite sure what you do with these, but he’s very enthusiastic about them.

He’d a bit worried that his phone won’t be compatible with the goggles, so I’m hoping that they work.

The product description: “The DIY Google Cardboard VR mobile phone 3D glasses headset, instantaneously transforms your Smartphone into a VR headset.” -AMAZON

They cost $12.99, and I’m not sure if that’s a deal or not. We might just Mod Podge these up so he can use them longer.