I think it would be kind of cool to make some of my stories free podfics, but unfortunately I have the voice of a small child and I just don’t have the money to spend on paying someone to record them for me.
My brain runs with so many ideas, but there’s not a whole lot I can do about it. It’s just one of those “If I had a million dollars…” type situations. Though if I had a million dollars, while I would still write, I would happily live off of my money.
I would probably also have a pony. That or I would commission my own chickenosaurus (featured in a back issue of Wired magazine.)