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I made some quick flour soup tonight and it was pretty alright.

First I mixed together flour, garlic powder, a bit of salt, paprika, a few drops of toasted sesame oil, and water to make my flour “pasta.” I mixed it together in a small bowl that I then placed in the fridge to chill it for about 15 to 20 minutes.

The base was fish bouillon (cost like $10 but I probably used $0.20 worth, and you could use whatever broth you like), a splash of mirin, a splash of white wine vinegar, a splash of soy sauce, garlic powder, dried onion flakes, a little toasted sesame oil, and hot pepper flakes.

With the broth boiling, I added a salmon fillet I found in the freezer (leftover from a bag of single vacuum-packed fillets) and some frozen mussels I bought from safeway.

After a minute, I added about half a bag of frozen California-style vegetables (carrots, cauliflower, broccoli) then some cut up tofu.

When the broth was bubbling again, I used a metal spoon to cut small bits of the flour pasta into the soup. You dip the spoon into the hot broth, then scoop out a small bit of the flour mixture, and it should just slide right off the spoon into the broth without sticking.

I added the flour bits all around the soup, waiting 10 seconds, then stirred the soup so the flour bits went to the bottom, then added more. You don’t want to add the flour bits so close together that they stick together in a blob.

I lowered the soup to a simmer and let it cook until the vegetables were done and the flour bits were chewy and a bit translucent. (If they taste like flour, they’re not cooked enough. They shouldn’t be in any way crumbly either.)

It’s a very simple and quick to make soup.

I don’t like mixing rice and noodles, but if you wanted you could add a scoop of rice to a bowl and top it with the soup.

You can add sliced jalapenos for a bit of a kick. Or you could crack in a couple of eggs, and either don’t stir them for a minute to have solid bits of egg or immediately stir them so they mix completely with the broth and add thickness without chunks. Or you could add some kimchi or spinach or kale or cut up green cabbage, napa cabbage, or bok choy.

It’s a very forgiving soup that’s cheap to make and surprisingly filling.

It fed three people with a bowl leftover. Probably cost less than $15 altogether.

The bag of salmon was like $10 when I bought it, and I only used one fillet. You don’t even need to add salmon or other kind of fish if you don’t have any. Or you could use canned salmon, canned mackerel, canned tuna, cooked beef, chicken, or pork, whatever you want. With a vegetable broth you could make a vegetarian or vegan flour soup with or without faux meat.

The whole bag of frozen vegetables was like $1. The package of tofu was $1.50. The mussels cost $3.99. A bottle of soy sauce is like $4. A bottle of mirin is like $4. A bottle of white wine vinegar is like $4. The garlic powder and dry onion cost $1 each. The bag of all-purpose flour was less than $3.

If you’ve got a stock of staple ingredients, you can make a pretty deluxe-style flour soup for less than $2 a serving. And if you’re a bit skimp on the money, you could add more water to make more broth, serve the soup over rice, and spread four-servings to six or eight.

Faizel 02 at Amazon

Aw geez. I feel so bad to everyone that follows me on AO3. This was the first time I’ve looked at my inbox in like 5 years and there was over a THOUSAND comments and I’ve never read any of them.

People have said so many nice things 😅 I’m such an ahole.

Is it too late to tell them to have at it?

I should finish that story…

I’m so fucking old I was writing fanfic when dinosaurs walked the Earth…

Anyways, Imma try to finish some old ass shit. I might even bother my Patreons with it (sorry) but I feel like it has to be done. There are people that have been waiting literal DECADES to find out what happens that one time to those one guys.

All Systems Red at Amazon

RUNNING ON EMPTY

Staying in the motel was becoming a real hardship. Not because the room was especially terrible in itself, but because the neighbors on either side were the sort that believed being loud was a right and not a rudeness.

The couple on one side loudly made love all night every night, while the couple on the other side screamed at each other and threatened violence at such volume their every word was clearly audible. Both pairs were risking their lives without knowing it.

She wrapped the pillow tighter around her head and clenched her jaw tightly to keep from screaming at them to "SHUT UP!"

Her body trembled with the effort of holding herself still. She could feel the madness growing inside her. The need to unleash terrible violence on the inconsiderate aholes.

She was exhausted. She hadn’t had more than a few minutes of sleep for the last two weeks. If she could have left the motel room she would have, but she had promised to stay inside and wait for him to return, so here she was. Suffering from cabin fever and maybe malnutrition from only having delivery food to eat, which in this town had meant food from the pizza place every day.

She’d promised she would stay in the room, but it was becoming harder and harder. It was only her absolute terror of Them that kept her inside.

He’d lined the motel room with paper charms and hung up carved wooden rune squares. As long as she remained inside she was invisible to the monsters chasing her. The monsters he had gone off to kill.

The moans on one side were growing louder, the fervent filth they called out growing louder and LOUDER while the couple on the other side screamed such vitriol at each other that she thought she could feel her soul curdling inside her body. Both couples were so LOUD, screaming and panting and groaning and the thump-thump-THUMP of a headboard slamming against the too-thin wall.

She pressed the pillow tighter around her head, mashing it against her ears. The pain was growing in her brain, the headache having grown so much worse over the last two hours. To the point that she’d begun to fantasize about going to the door and stepping outside.

There would be the howling screams and They would appear. She would be torn apart, she knew it, her blood and viscera splashed so far and wide and horrifying that it would be near to impossible to clean up. The motel owners would have to use bleach and paint to wipe away the mess, and even then the cement would be stained forever.

But those assholes… They would kill her, yes, but they would also kill everyone else staying in this section of the motel. They would kill her, but that would not slate their bloodlust, the need for violence and murder.

Assaulted by the loudness of her neighbors, the continuous torment of their screaming and their lust and the THUMP-THUMP-THUMP of that damned headboard… She was tempted.

All she had to do was open the door and step outside.

=END=

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Hogfather at Amazon

I haven’t watched Game of Thrones, and I don’t have any interest in watching it. (I’m not into watching a bunch of bad sex.) But I have read a lot of fics the fandom has produced, and so I have a general idea of the plot and all the little things about it.

I have seen the final battle scene from the show, so, spoiler alert, I know that Arya is pretty much the main character.

So with all my fandom knowledge and that ending scene in mind…

What if the whole "Prince That Was Promised" prophecy was about Arya?

"But she’s not a Targaryen!" Of course she’s not. BUT if Rhaegar hadn’t run off with Lyanna, there wouldn’t have been a rebellion leading to Robert taking the throne and Cersei becoming queen.

  • If Rhaegar had done what he was supposed to at the Tourney of Harrenhal and met with his lords to overthrow his father, the Mad King wouldn’t have burned Rickard and Brandon alive. And therefore, Catelyn wouldn’t have married Eddard and Arya wouldn’t have been born. // Brandon had to die to ensure the birth of Arya.
  • Without Joffrey becoming king, Eddard Stark wouldn’t have been executed, leading to Arya apprenticing with the Nameless Men. She wouldn’t have learned her fighting techniques that she used in the final battle.
  • The Valaryian dagger Arya used came into play because of the attempted assassination of Bran.

At the end of the day, the most important character was Arya. And the prophecy was used to bring about her birth.

So like, if I was writing a GoT fanfic… that’s the angle I would take. And maybe I’d add a smidge of the Children of the Forest hating the dragonriders of Valyria and the Andals for ruining the faith of the Old Gods which resulted in the destruction of the weirwood tree groves, thus severing the connections that allowed them to view and effect everything across Westeros.

Controlling the dissemination of the prophecy through Aemon to Rhaegar via Brandon Rivers would have been their greatest revenge on the interlopers that had nearly ruined everything.

It would be even funnier if the mixing of fire and ice was about the blending of Catelyn and Ned.

Redheads are considered to be "touched by fire." And the big reason Hoster Tully and Rickard Stark wanted an alliance was to act against the Mad King.

If they hadn’t been so worried about the ever worsening madness of Aerys, Catelyn likely would have been married to someone in the south.

  • Rhaegar was obsessed with creating the dragon with three heads because of the prophecy. He ruined his marriage and destroyed the Targaryen legacy because of seeing Lyanna and conflating her with his prophecy.
  • "The Prince That Was Promised" could be Arya because the Starks were the Kings of Winter. Once her brother Robb declared himself King of the North… Arya would be in the line of succession for the Northern crown. // Who says that "prince" is a gendered term? Especially in a prophecy that was translated from another language a long time ago?

If everything was intended to lead to the birth of Arya and to having her be at the place of confrontation… That would be hilarious.

~Harper Kingsley
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