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I am madly in love with my Instant Pot IP-DUO60. It should be renamed the “Magic Pot” as that’s what it does — magic. Raw ingredients go in and delicious food comes out. It was well-worth the purchase price of $135 at Amazon [http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FLYWNYQ/?tag=harperkingsley-20].

The first day I got it, I checked it over and cleaned it up, then I threw in the included rack, 4 still slightly-frozen Cornish game hens, 1 cup of water, and a sprinkle of salt, then hit the Poultry button. It switched to On as it got up to pressure, then it was 20-minutes of cooking (I maybe should have lessened the time, but whatever) and when I quick released the steam and opened the lid, I was presented with fall-off the bone chicken.

I stuck the hens on a pan and into the oven for a quick broil to add some color, then we feasted like Walt Boggis from Fantastic Mr. Fox [http://www.amazon.com/Fantastic-Mr-Fox-Meryl-Streep/dp/B001QOGYBI/?tag=harperkingsley-20] — though we only ate one chicken each.

After that, I took the bones I’d saved and tossed them back into the pot with the drippings (removing the rack first) and added about three cups of water. I hit the Soup button and let the machine go to work.

When the ding sounded, I released the pressure and carefully took the bowl out to rest on the counter (it’s stainless steel, so it cools down quickly once it’s out of the Instant Pot). I let the broth cool a bit before covering it and putting it in the refrigerator for about 30-minutes. Then I skimmed the surface fat and removed the bones and put the bowl back in the Instant Pot. I hit the Saute button to heat the broth back up while I chopped up some vegetables — carrots, celery, zucchini, white onion, radish, potato. I tossed the vegetables into the pot and sealed it back up, then I hit the Soup button again.

On the first day of enjoying the Instant Pot, we ate whole Cornish game hens for lunch and chicken vegetable soup for dinner. It was only the start.

So far, I have cooked:

* pork chops from frozen — I put the chops on the rack and hit the Meat/Stew button. (Again, I probably should have used less time, since the meat was definitely fall off the bone tender.) Once the pork was done, I lifted them out and onto a plate. (I covered them with tinfoil and left them on my stovetop warmer to rest.) Then I tossed on some sweet potatoes I’d cut into big chunks and hit Steam, using the same water I’d used for the pork chops. Once the potatoes were done, I lifted them out into a bowl and removed the rack. I hit Saute to heat the pork dripping-rich water and stirred in some flour mixed with water, salt, black pepper, and garlic powder to make a quick gravy for the pork. It was very tasty, and not much work.

* chicken chili — I rinsed and sorted 1-pound of dried pinto beans and threw them into the pot with enough water to cover (the water was about to my first knuckle above the beans) and hit Bean/Chili. When the ding sounded, I hit the Keep Warm/Cancel button to turn off the heater and let things cool. Once the lid unlatched, I dumped the beans into my strainer and gave them a quick rinse (they were fully cooked in less than an hour, plump and tasty) before throwing them back in the pot. I tossed in about 1/2 to 1 pound of frozen chicken fingers (I buy a $10> family-sized package of chicken breasts and cut them into enough chunks and fingers to make up 4 Ziploc bags and freeze them), chili spices, chopped white onion, and three cans of diced tomatoes (1 plain, 2 with jalapenos and bell pepper), and 1-cup of chicken broth. I kind of stirred the tomato/spice mix around, but not much because I didn’t want to mash my beans; I only wanted to bury my chicken a little. Once I was sure things weren’t poking up past the Max-Fill line, I closed the lid and hit Bean/Chili again and let things work. When the ding sounded, I let the pot sit for another 30-45 minutes before opening the lid and giving everything a stir. I could use my mixing spoon to break up the chicken, which was fully cooked. Then I let the chili sit a few minutes with the lid off so it could thicken, then served each bowl with a topping of chopped white onion, chopped green onion, and some shredded pepperjack cheese. The rest of the chili I let cool, then used to fill Ziploc bags that I froze. Very easy.

* white rice — The pot has a Rice button, and it makes some very nice rice. I have to tweak things a little because there is a bit of a learning curve for me, but the Instant Pot works. So, no complaints.

* baked apples — I break off a square of tinfoil for each apple I plan on making, then I quarter the apples and remove the cores before slicing into 8ths (as in, each apple produces 8-slices), carefully keeping the pieces together. I make a mix of brown sugar and cinnamon. Then, kind of cupping the tinfoil in my hand, I start reassembling the chosen apple, leaving off the last two slices. I add a spoonful of brown sugar and cinnamon mix in the middle of the apple, then place the missing slices and wrap in tinfoil. When I was done I had four tinfoil apples that I put in the Instant Pot (always use the rack!) with a cup of water and hit the Steam button, adjusting to 15-minutes. The apples were cooked, but a little mushier than I like. Next time I might just hit Manual and give them 13-minutes that way. I’m not sure. Still, baked apples were a success with a little adjustment for the future.

Some things I plan on making: yogurt (because why not?), beef stew, pressure cooker pho [http://steamykitchen.com/31369-vietnamese-pho-pressure-cooker-noodle-soup-paleo-recipe.html], beef roast with potatoes and carrots, steamed buns, and 18-minute baby back ribs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Cnz2_AyJM).

Right now my next purchases include an extra bowl for my Instant Pot ($34) [http://www.amazon.com/Instant-6-33qt-Stainless-Pot-Bottom/dp/B008BKHGX0/?tag=harperkingsley-20], a glass lid ($17) [http://www.amazon.com/Instant-Tempered-Electric-Pressure-Cookers/dp/B008FUJ2LK/?tag=harperkingsley-20], and an extra sealing ring $10 [http://www.amazon.com/Instant-Pot®-Silicon-Sealing-Ring/dp/B008FUUQJW/?tag=harperkingsley-20]. Considering the use I’ve already put this machine to, I think it’s well worth the expense ($61) to have a few of the extras.

Instant Pot IP-DUO60 specs: http://instantpot.com/benefits/specifications-and-manuals/instant-pot-ip-duo-series-specifications/.
7-in-1 options include: Soup, Meat/Stew, Bean/Chili, Poultry, Rice, Multigrain, Porridge, Steam, Slow Cook, Saute, Pressure, and Yogurt (seriously, this thing makes yogurt! Here’s a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHca_wJJg48).

I don’t know what it says about my personality that I allow myself to become so upset about things I read on the Internet. Sure, there might be lots of people on the Internet going around doing whatever it is that they do, but in all honesty the Internet is not the real world. It is a group delusion perpetrated by millions of people all imagining that they’re existing on the same page mentally, when actually every person is alone.

When you’re interacting with people online, you infer a lot from the things things they say or don’t say. A missed emoticon takes the joke out of a statement and turns a person into a creepy psychopath. A dropped connection leaves someone imagining that they are hated or that they have been proven right with their strawman argument. And somewhere out there–like 900 times a day the world over–someone is being an abusive troll because it’s “fun” (not funny, just fun to them).

The world is a strange place filled with many strange people. I know, because I’m a strange person myself. I read non-mainstream things, I write non-mainstream things, I don’t enjoy reality television or most current popular television (I find it asinine, as though the creators are purposely insulting my intelligence), and sometimes–when the moon is high and I’m feeling adventuresome–I visit sites like Cracked, Quartz, or BuzzFeed and gorge myself on their offerings of humor and world news.

I enjoy Cracked the most because the articles are humorous and edutaining–I’ve learned a surprising amount from Cracked articles, and that’s no lie. Quartz is a new site on my radar, mostly centered on world news in the form of interesting articles, and they’ve given me some information I otherwise wouldn’t have come across. And then there’s BuzzFeed.

Ah, BuzzFeed. By turns interesting, horrifying, and straight up garbage (seriously, a single picture and a 30-word caption does not an article make). BuzzFeed is what is politely termed a time suck. You follow the click-bait–a list of recipes, a DIY article, pics of a celebrity baby, whatever–and nine hours later you realize you desperately need the bathroom and your kid hasn’t been fed. It’s never a good idea to visit BuzzFeed on a day when you have to get things done, because there’s a real chance you’re going to wake up from your fugue state to discover it’s nighttime.

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy going on BuzzFeed–there’s not a lot of reading, there’s plenty of pictures, and everything’s in an easy to follow list format. But there are some times when the related articles and what-have-yous all lead to articles designed to raise my blood pressure. I understand how the Internet can spawn so many social justice samurai–as though a “I hate this, and I hate you because you’re stoopid” comment will change the world. There are times when I’m tempted to get out my own sword, until I realize the article that’s making me so outraged is ten months old and I’m forced to skulk back into my cave of despair.

Lately it seems as though everyday brings a new drama to my mental doorstep. I get sucked into the problems of the world, and even though I try to make my heart a stone, I find my emotions getting exploited against my will.

Sometimes I wish that I could just stop caring. I’d be a much happier person.

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(NOTE: If you follow the centuries old adage of “Leave your drama to your mama,” then you’re probably not going to want to read much further. That beginning part was pretty much the meat and potatoes of my meandering babble. The rest of this… It’s the reason why I’ve seriously contemplated quitting the Internet and joining a monastery ala Fortunato from the Wild Cards series.)

The Internet drama that’s ruined my mood lately:

So this happened => ‘Am I being catfished?’ An author confronts her number one online critic <= (goes through Do Not Link to prevent rewarding of bad behavior) and the Internets exploded, and quite rightly. Seriously, the article should better be titled “‘Am I a frightening and possibly dangerous stalker?’ An author breaks every rule of common decency and displays threatening behavior toward a reader.”

On the importance of pseudonymous activity” — Dear Author talks about it. Includes a breakdown of everything that happened with a more honest timeline than the author presented (seriously, she was all “I was victimized and lied to, and I’m a fierce warrior that regained my strength through hunting a person across the Internet” when really it was more like “People should be afraid I’m out on the street because I see myself as a victim and I have no problem using my fiance and his family to do whatever the heck I want”).

Victim or Perpetrator?” — Author Jim C Hines gives his view on the article. Which includes the advice to authors: Don’t do any of this.

Author Stalks Anonymous Blogger Who Gave Her a 1-Star Review” — “filed to:SHITSTORMS” is about right. Jezebel covers the story.

Poisoning the Well” — Dear Author’s Letters of Opinion points out why being a creepy author isn’t a good idea and the effect it has on the book community at large. Basically, everyone is terrified that an “author behaving badly” moment is going to turn into a “reader/reviewer gets attacked by a deranged author” news story. No one wants to see that happen, and the fact that publishing companies aren’t doing anything to protect their customers or to denounce author bad behavior is spawning some sour feelings all around.

The Choices of Kathleen Hale” — Smart Bitches, Trashy Books takes on the topic.

EDITED TO ADD: “Hale vs Harris, and the Breach of Online Ethics” — a great breakdown of events. This ones a good post if you’re following the drama.

TL;DR, in a very me-centered essay published by The Guardian (who should know better), author Kathleen Hale recounts her adventures in stalking a reviewer online, whereby she follows it up by SHOWING UP AT THE WOMAN’S HOUSE. Seriously, she was wandering around the reviewer’s yard, peeking in through her car windows, and lurking around the front door. I think that the only reason she didn’t break a window and go in was because there was a silhouette of a person at an upstairs window watching her (probably wondering WTF she was doing) and a dog barking inside. Otherwise she would have probably been in there trying on some clothes and drawing a big red smiley face on a bedroom wall in her victim’s blood.

This whole story gives me a cold chill. Not just because people actually defended her actions while lambasting the reviewer on her word alone, but because she’s out there roaming the streets right now. There comes a point when friends and family need to step in and deal with a person’s mental health, and this scenario? It’s a big red flag, especially in conjunction with her previous experience of going after another person.

I don’t read a lot of YA books, but this is one author that’s going on my permanent Do Not Want list. If I had a teenaged kid in my life, I’d tell them to stay away too, just in case she got a little too interested and showed up on my doorstep. Because this is someone that doesn’t just stalk people and display dangerous amounts of obsessive behavior, this is someone that then precedes to doxx her victim in a national newspaper (which doesn’t have the best reputation, but still!) in an attempt to drum up sympathy for her own crimes. As though stalking someone online or in real life is ever going to be okay.

In conclusion: Ugh.

Source link: http://xkcd.com/1354/

Other links to Heartbleed info:

Heartbleed Bug – the site themselves: http://heartbleed.com/

Lifehacker – “What the Heartbleed Security Bug Means for You”: http://lifehacker.com/what-the-heartbleed-security-bug-means-for-you-1560801201

Mashable – “The Heartbleed Hit List: Passwords you need to change right now”: http://mashable.com/2014/04/09/heartbleed-bug-websites-affected/

CNET – “How to protect yourself from the Heartbleed bug”: http://www.cnet.com/news/how-to-protect-yourself-from-the-heartbleed-bug/

CNET – “Heartbleed bug: Check which sites have been patched”: http://www.cnet.com/how-to/which-sites-have-patched-the-heartbleed-bug/

Beatrice the Biologist, in her awesomeness, has decided to share some links to science-based comics. I’ve already found some comics that I really like and that I’ve subscribed to, because at my core I am a follower of all things awesome.

I led a session at a conference called Science Online about comics, and I featured a bunch of different science and science-ish comics from around the interwebs. I promised those in the session I’d make a list of them, but rather that put it on the conference forum, I figured this should be shared with everyone. So here is a rather mighty (although by no means definitive) list of science comics. If you know of anyone who isn’t on here, feel free to tweet me and I’ll add them. And there are some here that are not always science-y, but do sometimes touch on science, health, or nature topics.

– Beatrice the Biologist

Go check out the link to her blog here: http://www.beatricebiologist.com/2014/03/science-comics.html

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