Real Life

My brother got all freaked out because I’ve got a little brown spot on the top of my head. He’s all worried that I have like melanoma or something. I told him not to stress, brother, it’s all good in the neighborhood.

No, honestly he’s kind of spooked me a little. But what am I supposed to do about it, yanno?

I’ve been writing copious amounts, and I’ve discovered Coke Zero. Yes, it has a real Coca-Cola TASTE, but it’s mixed with the flavor of aspartamine and POISON. It’s my new favorite drink. Boing.

I put some crap up on http://harperkingsley.livejournal.com. You know, excerpts and whatnot. All cross-posted at http://harperkingsley.dreamwidth.com.

Panoply at Amazon

Here’s “H&V: The Wedding” on Smashwords and here it is on Amazon 

Looking at it in the light of day, yeah, that cover is really just too cute for what goes on inside the story. It looks like it’s supposed to be a comedy piece, but it’s more a serious superhero story.

Maybe I need to find myself a good cover artist, though it needs to be someone that’s pretty cheap considering I’m so poor 🙁

If I want to be able to afford the expensive cover artist, I guess I’m just going to have to write more and sell more. That’s logic right there ^_^

Next project: “Bastian.” I think it’s coming out pretty good.

Small Gods at Amazon

I totally can’t wait for the Venture Brothers 3 hour marathon. Hopefully it’ll be followed by a whole new season ’cause I’ve been jonesing for a fix. Also, politely request new episodes of “Metalocalypse,” “Robot Chicken,” and “Boondocks.”

Trivia: The character of “Hank” in “Heroes & Villains” is loosely based on Hank Venture. I picture a Hankish character wearing a semi-punk outfit and a typical Hank pouty attitude. It makes me very happy.

Small Gods at Amazon

Watching “The Amazing World of Gumball” and I can’t help thinking that I could make this show. The production values must be ridiculously low.

Hm, making flash movies and little cutout movies sounds like a really fun thing to do. I’m also thinking about making some book trailers, though I don’t know.