Real Life

Uramichi Oniisan 01 at Amazon

I’ll be sitting, minding my own business, and I won’t be able to help thinking about having a baby. To grow a new life inside my body and have it move around, wriggling inside.

Then I think about what it’s like taking care of a living baby and it’s like, “Ugh!”

The concept of Having a Baby just kind of seeps back into the darker ocean that is my psyche, and I’m once again able to go about my daily life, gaily indulging in mindless hijinks.

Fortress in the Eye of Time at Amazon

I’m going to have some print copies of a couple of my books available soon(ish!) so I’m trying to think out a good giveaway.

I was thinking about giving out 1 print copy and 4 ebooks, or something like that. I’ll probably run the giveaway through Goodreads, that or I’ll run two giveaways.

Anyways, I’ll have to think about the step-by-step process, since this will by my first time 🙂 Yep, I’m a giveaway virgin. Some lucky reader out there will get to pop my literary cherry. Very fancy.

All Systems Red at Amazon

I think it would be kind of cool to make some of my stories free podfics, but unfortunately I have the voice of a small child and I just don’t have the money to spend on paying someone to record them for me.

My brain runs with so many ideas, but there’s not a whole lot I can do about it. It’s just one of those “If I had a million dollars…” type situations. Though if I had a million dollars, while I would still write, I would happily live off of my money.

I would probably also have a pony. That or I would commission my own chickenosaurus (featured in a back issue of Wired magazine.)