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I’m a monster… expect many clown shoes #SorryNotSorry
I don’t know why, but I’m madly in love with the gif accompanying this tweet:
Does anybody else think he's gonna try claiming all the celebrating on Monday for himself? "The Latinos and the Catholics *love* me. I made up a holiday and they immediately start enjoying it. That's how amazing they think I am. Just amazing."
— The Pragmatic HarperWCK/Harper Kingsley 2 the best (@HarperKingsley0) October 31, 2020
If media shares him saying that… https://t.co/s58KSG720v pic.twitter.com/H2Z99MUyYH
[gif: a circle-jerk of clown shoes or/also a funny bit about the clowns meeting to circus, but Sarah’s on slow Wi-Fi so misses the group “Circus Yay!” shout, so everyone awkwardly waits, then once they hear her THE CLOWNING INTENSIFIES.]
So many metaphors man. So many uses for this gif. Expect many clown shoes in the future.
Metaphor/symbolism/premonition/dafuqery: He says stupid shit. The media all jump on sharing it. Things start flattening out. Fox News brings up the story in a bat-shit lying way and rile up their “unknowingly oppressed” viewers. Clowning fucking intensifies.
Man. I’m too old for this shit.
~Pax
So many frowny faces
What is even going on in their heads? Like, domestic terrorism and using vehicles as weapons. So messed up.
These tactics have no place in Texas, my home state, and no place in America.
— Dr. Eric Cervini (@ericcervini) October 31, 2020
Please vote. Please volunteer this weekend. The future of our democracy is at stake. pic.twitter.com/G0O4yg2vnJ
Parasite or Symbiote poll
"Which tittles your fancies, dear ghosties and ghouls? Our dear hero is afflicted and the choice is yours: Is the sporeling a horror tearing him apart? Or a beneficial friend that makes everything super, thanks for asking? The clock is ticking. You decide…"
— The Pragmatic HarperWCK/Harper Kingsley 2 the best (@HarperKingsley0) October 27, 2020